Jason Smith
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Jason Smith
@JJSmudger
How many corners do I have to turn, how many times do I have to learn, all the love I have is in my mind! well I'm a lucky man, with fire in my hands! LFC
Halifax, home of HX1 Katılım Haziran 2012
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Bob the Builder walks up to a girl in a nightclub and says, “I have an 8 inch d*ck, and I can shag all night!”
After a few drinks, she takes Bob home with her.
The next morning, she says, “You said you had an 8 inch d*ck and could last all night! Instead, you have a 5 inch d*ck and lasted three minutes!”
Bob replies, “I’m a builder, love. It was an estimate.”
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🗣️ @johngibbonsblog on The Anfield Wrap
"In this city, we value hard work. We value togetherness. We want to stick together, look after each other, and we value humility."
👇 Watch below...
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95% of the stag do's I've been on 🤣
Dr Simon@DrSimonsTravels
The best pub crawls are the ones when you’re still in the first pub seven hours after the first drink
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Mo Salah an absolute legend of the club, stats and consistency for so many years, won everything and the ultimate competitor. Lucky to have seen him do things I never thought I'd see! Not forgetting the emotion of this season with the loss of a friend! Thank you @MoSalah ❤️🔴
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