Jeremy Jarrard

Looking back on my life I can't believe how lucky I was to have such good people around me.

Damn kids out her living their lives and have never seen Lonesome Dove. Smdh wake up America. It’s time to be better parents.

Life Hack: While boarding/flying Southwest, hold your head in a barf bag so that no one wants to sit with you.

Cinco De Mayo at Texas Roadhouse because I’m tryna celebrate and those margs are built different

Telling me to follow you on Reddit is a sure fire way to make sure I do not prioritize our friendship.

Is Twitter the new MySpace but if MySpace made a comeback?

It is undeniable… Luka is nasty 😳

Great night to be a Suns fan 🥱😴

WHAT UP TWITTER?! We back up in this!

Never underestimate the poor taste of the American people.

I honestly can’t wait to be back on MySpace with everybody solely with the purpose of passively ranking my friends 1-10

Does this mean that we’re all gonna end up back on MySpace?

When I travel, I will be the first to admit that staying at a casino is not good for my health.

If this the case we should trade horses.

Starbucks temporarily discontinued Cinnamon Dolce… and if they don’t have Pumpkin Spice I will riot and burn this SOB to the ground.

“I have a ranch in Arizona.” Which translates to, “I own 2.5+ acres (but less than 10) that my house sits on and my horse lives behind” 🤔 #perspective

@cant_w82bking No one can disagree with this tweet

People out in the world doing drugs and I just don’t get it… like have you ever had a Raising Canes chicken tender? Way better choice.

I’m done bothering putting cologne on before I do chores. I end up having Broncho fly spray as my fragrance anyways.

Bob Baffert is an absolute legend. No Cap.

@JarrettWatson1 Nothing would make me happier

@JJ_Jarrard Need one overnighted pal?

Who is it that I live in the 5th largest city in the United States and the closest place I know I can order a cheese wheel is Riverton Wyoming?