Jan Jozef

@wylfcen Challenge accepted

If you’re gonna be homophobic, at least be classy about it like people used to. Say stuff like “He partakes in the Greek vice.”

@wylfcen Borg

Best Scandinavian last names: Frost, Fuglsang, Hjort, Holt, Hvid, Juhl, Olsen, Storm. Am I missing any?

@LordRedfern @HistoryDruid They were put there in prison, and by slow arts of cruelty were corrupted and enslaved; and thus did Merkel breed the hideous race of the Germans in envy and mockery of the Germanic.

@HistoryDruid Almost like they have been completely tortured and had everything broken and taken from them systematically by a sadistic enemy who has no moral concerns for their livelihoods or history and wants them erased long after the war ended.

Its interesting how the stereotype for ancient Germanics is basically the exact opposite of the stereotype for Germans now

@wylfcen Their nuts are okay I guess.

Can you guess what I said in Proto-Germanic?

@wylfcen Dutch wins again. Not just wolf but Jan De Wolf. John the Wolf.

The first German to inexplicably choose the last name Wolf was so cool, he has millions of descendants

@wylfcen Naast is not exactly hinase, but it fits nicely. Ontbeiden is kind of archaic Dutch, but correct.

@wylfcen Hebben alle vogels nesten begonnen naast ik en u. Wat ontbeiden we nu?

One of the first recorded Dutch sentences was really charming. Around 1100, a monk scribbled out to test his pen, “Hebban olla vogala nestas agunnan hinase ic enda thu. Wat unbidan we nu?” (“All the birds have begun their nests except me and you. What are we waiting for?”).

@ik_slaap Turks ja, niet Arab nee. Islam is Arabisch.

Open de scholen heb net aan iemand moeten uitleggen dat het ottomaanse rijk turks was en niet arab

@RuudKosters Niks mis mee, even ploegen

Een waarschuwing voor pindakaas eters: koop deze rotzooi niet! Bij openen een laag olie van een cm bovenop. Kneiterhard onderin. Niet te mengen en nog belangrijker: niet te vreten. Heeft helemaal niets met pindakaas te maken.

@bitcloud 57.9% to be exact

There are two buttons. You know precisely 58% of people will press the blue button...

@LumLotus @SashSoulsmith @_richardr_ Basically the explanation is blue doesn't need more votes than 57.9% to be safe. Polls where blue only needs 33% to win, tend to settle a fee % above 33. The secure extra % is even lower above 33 than at 50, because it's an easy win.

@SashSoulsmith @_richardr_ Yes yes we understand bigger numbers means bigger probabilities to hit those that doesn't explain how 3 different polls nulled at 57.9% 42.1% 3 different time with different amount of voters. If anything with the first poll blue should have even more and they do not.

New concerning thing with blue people... I've been called a conspiracy theorist for noticing a discrepancy/ issue with polling. None of them are listening even when shown directly the evidence. ...

@MrBeast Insane. 57.9% again.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@CannaCollectz Permafrost

Name this strain and get to be our seeds and buds permanents tester Good luck Only 5 winners Best names wins

@rolantus667 @wylfcen True. Only admitted to taunt the French.

The Dutch word for goose has stayed the same for over two thousand years. The Proto-Germanic form even began with the same throaty noise.

@iamkylea @Saeteurn08 @warri0r24 @KR3Wmatic You occupy your own reality? Independent from what is actually real or not? It seems highly unlikely to me that God exists, but honestly I don't know. That's reality for you.

@JJ_Kisters @Saeteurn08 @warri0r24 @KR3Wmatic Does not exist to me. I occupy my own reality. God does not exist to me because it has not been proven to me to be true. Same way every other god believed by billions of other people is not true to you.

What are some of the best logical arguments against atheism?

@DanteB35353 @LumLotus I know right

@JJ_Kisters @LumLotus Cool story bro. 👍

It bothers me. The blue and red button game proves that not only people will make a death cult gambling on 50% of the population and total societal collapse, they are unhinged enough to take away your own opinions, force you to be a part of their collective...

@DanteB35353 @LumLotus You made the threat. You chose to kill off the opponent, didn't have to do that. If blue wins everyone is fine. If you win it's genocide. You're a genocidal maniac. I'd rather die than kill everyone who doesn't want blood on their hands and survive with only red button pushers.

@LumLotus Ironically Blue is phrasing their choice as "noble cooperation against a threat" and calling red "selfish cowards". But here's the thing... THEY MADE THE THREAT. They started the train, tied themselves to the track and are now demanding that you risk your life to save them.

@Saeteurn08 @iamkylea @warri0r24 @KR3Wmatic That doesn't make any sense. Somethiny is technically not real unless is shows up in your life? What the hell?

@iamkylea @Saeteurn08 @warri0r24 @KR3Wmatic That's a fundamentally insane position. We can see less than 0.0035% of the spectrum, only about 5% of the universe is observable, rest is 'dark matter / energy' + your brain is constantly filtering almost everything out, and you claim something does not exist if you can't see it

@Saeteurn08 @warri0r24 @KR3Wmatic If I had not seen or known about them, I wouldn't know that they exist. So yes. If someone were to tell me about them, I would ask them to show me. If they could show me they exists, I would believe they exist, if not, no. Pretty simple.

@dannycantalk So you choose the option that kills people, if you win the losers die. That's on you. A shameful Pyrrhic victory.

@JJ_Kisters You don't decide for anyone else, only yourself. So the relevant factors are only those you have control over.

"If everyone picked red, everyone would live" is an important point. Not because there's any appreciable chance that everyone will actually pick red, but because it shows that everyone who dies chose to die.