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That’s one way to fight unhinged climate activists

Brain dead climate activists 😂

I've learned a few different trades and can take either one straight to retirement if I wanted too. But something in me wants to start new again; and I can't for the life of me understand why...

When I say going out for drinks. I now mean 3 to 4 drinks and home by midnight. I'm not 22 anymore and want to be at an after party til 5am 😂

My phone won't fast charge anymore and somebody has to pay for this. Not me obviously. But somebody.

Is 26 too late to start the process of becoming a firefighter?

Are people ever going to realize that we don't care about your 400 seconds of concert snap story?

@babypitabread I always end up hitting on the librarian, though.

Looking for hot, emotionally stable women? Go to your nearest book store!

If "pro" is the opposite of "con" what is the opposite of progress?

Ya know why republicans don’t prosecute democrat politicians on bullshit charges? Bc they’re cowards.

Americans: Please stop stealing our money to murder Russian teenagers. Republicans: No Democrats: No ❤️🏳️‍🌈 #blm

Kinda bullshit I can't challenge people to sword fight to the death on FeelingsBook but okay.

Listen I can be one of the most positive people you'll ever meet. But on the flip side, I'm the first person that'll tell you to stfu if that's what you need to hear. So choose wisley if you feel like you need to vent to me.

I would sell my soul to get rid of this excruciating sciatica. Having days where it's so bad I can't physically stand up is horrible and I don't wish this on anyone.

Make pedophiles AFRAID again.

oof

My Facebook account has been on Warning ⚠️ status for like 2 years now and I just wanna be able to tell people to stfu again.