Joseph L. Selby

@okaypoet Blink twice if she's a contract killer.

@1HourAlex @PlayNightingale Looking at the quality of the game, they definitely didn't spend all their money on advertising.

@PlayNightingale Don't spend all your money on advertising then lay off 60% of your staff.

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I think I'm just going to go ahead and uninstall this app. It doesn't really provide any positivity for me anymore.

@TheFreakiestFox @ArtifexWarden Oryx buff, Monty can't extend his shield for 20 seconds after getting charged.

@ArtifexWarden It makes sense that it would be a blue heeler with the raw power to take out a shield.

Tali broke my montie shield 😕 guess what we really need in siege to deal with the shield meta is an excited Blue heeler

@Antunes1 Speak for yourself, guy.

Dear women, We don't want you with muscles. We want you slim, delicate and cute. Take notes.

@PlayNightingale I hope there are some opportunities for some of these to be introduced as new biomes and story areas. All my fingers crossed that the company downsizing allows you to pull through and the game's future success allows you to grow again.

Throwback to some of our original Realms concept art.

@conservmillen Fuck you.

Democrats, it’s really going to be okay. I promise. Nothing you’re scared of will come to pass, and your life will actually be safer and better. Cheer up! You’re welcome!

@AnthonyLaFauci @JDSavageTV JD is correct. It seems ridiculous when you look at 4th-grade-level math, but it creates a foundation to make more advanced math more easily understood.

@JDSavageTV This needlessly tedious method that turns one problem into 5 problems and takes twice as long sounds like an abusive relationship with numbers to me. Go away

My son keeps coming home with math homework that should be really easy, but he's forced to use the most absurd, tedious strategies imaginable to find the answers rather than learning simple and direct strategies. Why do we torture our kids like this?

@okaypoet No, thank you. I'm good.

@KittenMittensr6 The second a pregnancy puts her life at risk, she'll change her tune. There are no pro-lifers in ectopic foxholes.

@FusPuz @ASterling @ImWatson91 That's four incoherent arguments smashed together.

@JLSelby @ASterling @ImWatson91 You support the establishment Democrats who are rolling over and showing their bellies to Trump. I voted Kamala now I'm embarrassed. Nobody cares that you're on here making pro-choice arguments. Being nice isn't working obviously.

Genuine question to the pro-lifers: should couples who don't want children be celibate their entire lives? Not everyone wants kids, so should those men and women just stay virgins? And don't say "use protection" - you know none are 100% reliable. So, what say you?

@StealthyArcher1 @MTGrepp But why? Why prevent them from being the gender they know they are until they reach an arbitrary benchmark?

Do you support Donald Trump BANNING Gender reassignment surgeries for kids in ALL 50 States ?

@jony27r6 @demitrios_ One possible outcome. The objective is determined by the people having the sex.

@demitrios_ The objetive of sex IS having babies so ...

Say it with me folks: Sex should not be a crime punishable by parenthood! You can consent to letting someone come in to your home without consenting for them to live there.

@DisavowTrump20 Want to blow republicans' minds? Joe Biden executes the six conservative justices, claims presidential immunity, and appoints six new justices.

Want to blow Republicans’ minds? Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires. President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority. Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Executive team has been meeting all week to "mitigate the effect of the orange wave." They're forecasting a reduction in business now that Trump is coming into office. He hasn't even been installed yet. That's how outsized his impact is.

@StealthyArcher1 @precious_dua__ The final frontier?

@StealthyArcher1 You actually follow her. RyyFyy, a streamer who just admitted to being a rapist on the internet and then argued it was okay because abortion is bad.

This whole RyyFyy thing makes it abundantly clear that we still have a long way to go to teach people what is consent.