Coach John
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Coach John
@JME_2003
Twitter is for jokes, sports, & sports jokes


@FateOfDUniverse @jordankobewade7 Mike Brown's .600 reg-season record (thanks to Bron) doesn’t prove he’s 1 of the best coaches ever. It proves he’s a coach who thrives when nobody is gameplanning & collapses the moment you stop looking at January win totals and start looking at May basketball.






Bronsexuals love the longevity stats…usually. They also say MJ faced no competition in the Finals. Yet the guy on the right has the most steals and assists in NBA history while the guy on the left is 3rd all-time in points and 8th all-time in rebounds. 🤔

Who are you cutting?

Pat Bev continues to go after D-Wade “You’re probably the only top-10 shooting guard who didn’t shoot 30% from three for your career. You shot 29%. Russell Westbrook—we make jokes about him—he shot 31%. Andre Drummond shot 31%.” (h/t @NBA__Courtside )


8 fucking points in a finals game

LeBron James is one win away from becoming the winningest player in NBA history, passing Kareem, per @ClutchPoints. He has a chance to do it tonight against the Cavaliers. Storybook.


2011 Finals Wade = Batman Bosh = Robin LeBron = Alfred the butler?!? Jordan was never a Robin let alone an Alfred


















