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Me, tweeting and receiving zero likes on a regular basis

Made a veggie stir fry when I wanted to order a pizza

Update:

the tl right now

"I'll t-t-take you to the Garden of Eden!"

I’m sad!!

@colemanjspilde I love his creations

my fondness for him knows no bounds

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

@h2garza1 Don't eat undercooked oysters and get dysentery (though I did lose 15 lbs.)

going to japan in may 🤭 oomfs give me some travel tips

24/7

Why does everyone named Robin/Robyn need someone to show them love?

The way I've seen a lot of angry white country fans on Facebook complaining that she won

me listening to abracadabra for the 666th time this evening

@JayJurden I can't believe there aren't more openly gay/bi hockey players when they're all caked up like that

That penalty box looking mighty soft 🥅 🏒

TikTok doesn't work anymore, yall know where to find me

@bradentbh Pretty sure I had it in Japan right before I proceeded to get dysentery in Osaka

2024’s final kiss being getting covid for the 3rd time in the span of a year

@h2garza1 Hi - Clean your mirror ❤️

hi everyone (say hi back)

Willing to accept that I am just a hater, but dang Becky I don’t really need to know about the corn your mother needs surgically removed

Sitting down at the empty seat between two people and loudly FaceTiming someone is diabolical

Reading my gym contract and realizing that I’m grandfathered into not paying annual fees because I’ve had the same contract for six years

@ThePopTingz Lyrically poor - too similar to The Cure (her song, not the band), but the dark production and vocals really carry the song. I think with a good MV can really elevate the song and introduce the era. Hoping it's a good introduction to the themes of the album, I've missed dark Gaga

What are your thoughts on Lady Gaga’s new single, “DISEASE”?