The Squeeze

The war on drugs only created more drugs. The war on terrorism only created more terrorism. I believe it’s time we declare a war on PercDingus Tweets.

@AtlusStyles Someone posted this with a straight face

Millennials vs Gen Z 😏

Sooo... how do i upgrade the Ice Staff?

Back in my day we used to read the Great Gatsby, now kids are just concerned where the great gyatts be ☠️☠️

@ominteen PREACH KING 🗣️

Eating a sandwich 🥪

WWE is real ong💔

@PHOENIXSPLAASH AJ Styles

We see the vision. See you real soon, Bobby. ⏳☠️

When I’m in a banger Xeets war and I gotta kill @Madddadd_ for The Omination.

I didn’t know you could do these kinds of things in #DeadbyDaylgiht 👀🫨😂

I need MORE Persona

@sr_grizz Fortnite

What's everyone playing tonight since Fortnite is down? #FortniteChapter5Season2 #Fortnite

No #FortniteChapter5Season2 has got me acting a little malicious.

.@PercDingus Been real silent since this one dropped...

@ominteen PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If the Fortnite servers go up within the next 2 hours I’ll send 15 people who like this tweet 1,000 V-Bucks Codes! #FortniteChapter5Season2

*taxes finally hit* me at Chuck E. Cheese: How much for a lap dance from the RAT?

@Luke47536901 @PercDingus

@JMN6464 This is why he’s the funniest guy known to man (excluding @PercDingus)

Funniest shit I’ve seen since @JMN6464 last went live

Couldn’t even Perc to this, I Dingused immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS! 😂🍃@PercDingus #HappyBirthdayPerc #WEEDLife #FortniteFestival