JACK MAINA

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JACK MAINA

JACK MAINA

@JMainaEsq

Katılım Kasım 2015
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Sen. Ledama Olekina
Sen. Ledama Olekina@ledamalekina·
What the KK Government are unable to explain! Listen and learn👂 mad respect ✊ a future finance minister of Kenya …
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JACK MAINA
JACK MAINA@JMainaEsq·
@georgenjoroge_ To reduce ALL recreational running communities to BenTens exploits is a very lazy and uniformed generalization. It would help to be more specific.
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George Njoroge
George Njoroge@georgenjoroge_·
DEAR MEN, Have you heard about the latest trend sweeping our neighborhoods? It’s the rise of the ‘Fisi enzymes Running Clubs’, where wives are donning their sneakers to conquer marathons and landscapes, their laughter echoing through the morning air. While you sit at home, nursing your hungover and hand in bellies comfortably settled, they’re out there running 20, 45 kilometers, embracing vitality with every step. But, good men, there’s more to these running clubs than just fitness. They’re brimming with opportunities, and not just the ones to trim waistlines. These clubs organized and managed by some young athletes, with their chiseled physiques and stamina that could put a young stallion to shame, offer more than just running tips. Have you seen the ‘warm-downs’ and ‘stretches’ they do there? It’s a dance of flexibility, where your wife is bent and stretched in ways that would make a contortionist resign. And who’s at the center of this? Picture this: after a grueling 10km, your wife, panting and flushed with the thrill of the run, is tended to with massages, her aching thighs soothed by hands and deep heat spray, with his hands firmly on the prize, the Ben Ten’s organizing this running clubs are maneuvering your wife in poses that would make even the sun hide for the day in shame, shocked how these young Ben Ten’s know just where to press, just where to rub… As an elder, I must warn you, let’s just say these ‘Fisi enzymes Running Clubs’, are offering more than just a route to good health. I urgently suggest you ban this ‘Fisi enzymes Clubs’, club in your home immediately. Don't say the servant of the Lord didn't warn you! #MasculinitySaturday
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Britam Cares
Britam Cares@BritamEA·
Now more than ever, Britam remains dedicated to turning your dreams and goals into reality with a wide range of flexible financial solutions. #AstepAtaTime #BritamCares
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JACK MAINA
JACK MAINA@JMainaEsq·
@SakayoWambua Which country are you coming from? We must support the GoK in its measures regardless of the personal inconveniences. We must bare in mind that majority, if not all, cases thus far have been imported. So you have a personal responsibility to protect yourself and the public.
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Sakayo Wambua
Sakayo Wambua@SakayoWambua·
We were given two options: 1. Government facility quarantine. 2. Hotel quarantine. (Fourways 100usd/day) All at our own expenses. We shall revisit this tomorrow after being tested.
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Sakayo Wambua
Sakayo Wambua@SakayoWambua·
Been at the airport (jkia)for over an hour. There is no one to clear us. The stakeholders are holed in a meeting to decide if we should be quarantined at a government facility or self-quarantine from home.
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Britam Cares
Britam Cares@BritamEA·
Who's that person that makes your heart smile? Arrange a surprise visit and see them light up. #BritamXmas
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Britam Cares
Britam Cares@BritamEA·
During the event, @JMainaEsq, Britam’s Group Chief Information Officer, was also named the CIO of the Year, 2015.
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Britam Cares
Britam Cares@BritamEA·
Britam's CIO, Jack Maina speaking on Enterprise Architecture at the #CIO1002015 symposium and Awards ceremony.
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