John

@oscar_t_grouche @JustBB_Media Jj is an elite baserunner as well, what is this take lol

@JustBB_Media Konnor is crushing him in stolen bases too btw and is an elite baserunner.

Konnor Griffin this season: .325 OBP | 4 HR | 102 wRC+ | 1.1 fWAR JJ Wetherholt this season: .349 OBP | 9 HR | 116 wRC+ | 2.2 fWAR

@Turn2Dude He just keeps doing it. Buddy should be DFAd mid game and deported to Italy

You can't throw a fastball right down the middle to a Major League hitter and not expect bad things to happen. #stlcards

Oh look, another non competitive pitch Pallante. Take this sorry bitch out of the game and just DFA him, it is not hard at all whatsoever to find someone better than this utter shit can. Do the right thing Chaim, every single cardinals fan in the country wants him gone. #STLCards

@DPS1369 @The_Ryan_Shull 4.32 career ERA, 1.41 WHIP, 366 Ks in 517 IP, 29-33 record which I don’t put much weight into. Every single stat points towards him being completely useless. He’s almost 30, he is who he is, this is as good as he’s ever gonna be and he’s completely dog shit in every way possible.

@JMcFall07 @The_Ryan_Shull

Cardinals baseball has sucked since last Saturday afternoon Pallante puts us in a big hole early…

@redbirdnerds Any and I mean anybody woulda hit that pitch out. It was a completely non competitive pitch. Middle middle fastball, there are high schoolers who would make Pallante their bitch.

Happ is such a Cardinal killer.

@RedbirdRiot Utterly worthless, you can’t even trade him for a case of water

Andre “reverse splits” Pooplante is atrocious once again

@Cardinals Take Pallante behind Busch and put him down like ole yeller

Yo, Nelly! 💣

See what I mean💀💀💀💀 buddy couldn’t beat a high school team

This tie will not hold, Pallante is so fucking shit man😭😭😭😭 the ball outta his hand is a magnet to the cubs bats. Cant get anyone out. #STLCards

@STLSprtsCntrl He should be on his hands and knees at the steps of the dugout ready to kiss Velazquez feet.

Andre Pallante probably wants that pitch back #STLCards

Chip: “not the start the cardinals wanted from Andre Pallante” Buddy it’s every fucking game with this bum ass Italian, he never has a good start ever. Always gives up walks, homers, and goes about 4 2/3 inning every start. He’s worthless asf. #STLCards

I speak for everyone, we’re tired of watching this sorry motherfucker. It’s been 3 years of absolute dog shit. He is absolutely and utterly worthless and useless in every way possible.

Pallante needs to fucking die. #STLCards

@PaulDej55161016 @CageClips It’s actually harder because you’re not locking out and are keeping constant time under tension on your pecs. You don’t have a god damn clue what you’re talking about.

Noel Deyzel could NOT believe how EASILY Larry Wheels benched 415 LBS for 30 REPS 😳👀

@Andrew_FBB I’d hope so, he’s 30

River Ryan today in AAA: 6 IP 4 H 0 ER 0 BB 8 K 15 whiffs Showed a 6 pitch mix...he is ready.

@rogerapage @STLSprtsCntrl Idiotic comment ngl

@STLSprtsCntrl Yup, dump Marmol.

The #STLCards offense, March-April vs. May: - Runs/game: 5.01 ➡️ 3.5 - HR/game: 1.32 ➡️ 0.57 - OPS: .727 ➡️ .666 Bernie asks: are there any solutions?

@STLSprtsCntrl Yeah, it’s called get rid of pages, scott, Gorman, and church. The bottom half of the lineup is a glaring hole and the sole reason for the drop in production as well as several losses this season. They’ve all been dog shit, Masyn included

@posted989 @Brady12Clark Dame for his career averages more PPG than: bird, Shaq, Kobe, Steph, Wade, dirk, David Robinson, and Kareem. You just threw out names and was wrong on 95% of them

@Brady12Clark Top 10 scorer EVER? Even if you toss-out anything pre-3PT line as invalid, at a minimum, you’re saying Dame > one of: MJ, Bird, Shaq, LeBron, Kobe, Steph, KD, Harden, Wade, Dirk. Plus, you have other guys like David Robinson, Embiid, Shai, Luka + old heads (KAJ, Wilt, West)

The casual NBA fan would think a lot higher of Damian Lillard if Steph Curry never existed, Dame is the clear second best shooter ever and a top 10 scorer in NBA history. This Brunson debate is NyQuil, that isn’t disrespect to Brunson. Dame just doesn’t belong in those convos.

@mizcowboy10 @RedbirdRiot You are absolutely, undoubtedly, out of your mind.

@RedbirdRiot Tired of people saying to call him up. He’d be worse than Victor Scott. He needs whatever witch magic Jordan Walker took this offseason

In 2026: .251/.332/.552 32.7 K% 7.8 BB% He is not ready.