James Mireri 🌎🇰🇪

@FootballKe_90 Goalkeeper tapped it into the goal????

MUSTAFA KIZZA WITH A GOAL OF THE SEASON!!!!! #FootballKE

@tim1400000 @bozgabi Wako, but possibility of meeting in normal urinal is so so so slim

@bozgabi Catholic akuna bishop

Kanisa za catholic huwa unaenda choo unapatana na bishop ndio anazima fegi.

@Shamzshameer @bozgabi 🤷‍♂️

@bozgabi Catholics hawana bishops bana 😆

@kamauwaruhiu 😂😂😂😂

Ama kplc walete unlimited tokens za 1 hour kama safaricom. Unanunua za kupika githeri za 1 hour .

@Carbonblue4 @georgenjoroge_ Like Kioko his limit was 19m....how deep were this guys pockets to stomach so much debt, across regimes

@JMireri @georgenjoroge_ Of course when billing gova its inflated. However, I know so many companies that have lpos that have not been paid. The 7b is coming from continued services and not paid.

WONDERJOY’S KSh 7.7 BILLION Let’s even defend him for a second… Assume one State House event every single week for a whole year = 52 events. That’s about KSh 148 million per event. Per. Event.😳 Not a concert. Not the Olympics. Just events. At that price: What exactly was being served… gold-plated samosas? How many people were attending? Who was approving this? And why didn’t anyone blink? Either the billing is fiction… or the system was being milked dry in broad daylight.

@NelsonHavi @Josh001J Wow

@Josh001J All the time, money is good and that is its nature.

Nelson Havi amejigift Maybach ingine baridi sana. Damn lads! Also nkaona a certain Kenyan lady in the UK who built her parents a bungalow back at home. Money is good, lads; let's get it.

@KagutaMuseveni Happy Easter!

Fellow Ugandans, especially the Bazzukulu. Greetings once again. We wish you a Happy Easter. God bless you.

@Carbonblue4 @georgenjoroge_ What was the threshold to withhold services? Unangojea ifike 7b aje?????

@georgenjoroge_ He said since moi days not one year

@janetmachuka_ Twas a good deal!

If you think you’ve met hustlers then you haven’t met the Egyptian Arab hustlers. He hustled me $20 for this yet at first he asked in a manner as if he was a Good Samaritan…“can l help you take a picture?” Then didn’t want to give me my phone unless I paid. The photos…😭😂 aaah

@CalvineOtieno @sholard_mancity It's the meter number that is most important

@sholard_mancity I beg to disagree...reasons being with phones, the numbers are registered under our individual names whereas with tokens, most meters are not in our names ( tenants ) but owners hence the difficulty. My personal take...

KPLC is still forcing Kenyans to live like it’s 2005 and nobody is talking about it. Why in 2026 am I: - Buying tokens - Waiting for an SMS that might delay - Then keying a long code into a meter that can even fail? Why can’t tokens just reflect automatically once you pay? If I have no power, it should come back instantly. No stress. I should be able to buy tokens from Japan for my house in Kenya, and it updates immediately, no typing anything or sending someone to key it in for me. KPLC, this is embarrassing. Fix it.

@sholard_mancity You now want another multibillion Procurement SAGA for new metres?? Wacha tukaekae na hii 4 now

@abuga_makori Ref is also a clown, he should decide if is doc or ref

Majembe Destroyed Mbavu the Destroyer in the much hyped Weka Mawe street fight. Kenyans love sports. We need to revive our boxing game!

@abuga_makori Mbavu ajaribu women boxing maybe 😎

@Germseed Kwani Obinna ni charitable organization

Obinna should publicly declare how much he has collected for the Majembe & Mbavu the destroyer fight for accountability, That money should be used to fund those boys lives not Obinna's!

@the_sambu Mismatch... Mbavu anakula ugali vizuri?

The problem is Mbavu already knew if you lose or win, you walk away with pockets heavy. When he had taken enough of the beating, akasema enough is enough!

@the_sambu Mbavu anatupa punches gani hizo? They don't look like za boxing 😎😎

@Arsenal Bottling in progress

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

@IEAKwame Speaking into existence 🙏

Except @IEAKwame is not a holder of a PhD.

@moneyacademyKE If one voted in '22 they are technically on the BVR?

IEBC says Kenyans who registered as voters before 2012 must register again, as their details are not in the current biometric register.

@Mobolaji_Abdul1 Mutina

No vaccines, no bathing, no spraying, no training, no feeding. Just pushing life and attending weddings and funerals.