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Normalize saying "the end" when you want a conversation to be over

I just entered the NFL+ Super Bowl Sweepstakes 🏈 ✨ Go to nfl.com/promo/nfl-plus… to join in! @NFLplus #SuperBowl #WatchLikeAPro

I did an online quiz to see what Friends character I am and I got ‘the coffee house chair with all the farts in it.’

Accidentally washed and dried an old orange peel with the laundry and it smelled pretty good, follow me for more housekeeping tips

My friend is running her fifth marathon, do I still need to act impressed when she finishes or nah?

muppetized book covers: thread

@derrold 😅😘

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion - Michelangelo! link.plrm.zone/app/ho75z #MichelangeloChase

@WWrizler46623 Haha! Was just getting rewards for posting this here! Im pretty much addicted.

@JMoneySlimer This stage is kinda though babe,but it a cool game

Check this out! The "Jizoh" episode of the "RAID: Call of the Arbiter" limited series. youtu.be/mnXsgJeqBBM #CalloftheArbiter #RaidShadowLegends

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion - Leminisi the Gold-wing! link.plrm.zone/app/ho75z #LeminisiChase

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Do men’s ears actually work or just for show 🥴

If you weren’t thinking about Sam Elliott’s mustache before, well…you are now.

My wife did all of the driving on our road trip, but she did it from the passenger seat.

Shopkeeper: madam check out our latest collection My kid: she has it all already

My 7yo borrowed my phone for "something," then gave it back to me but left up his google search for "is santa real"

People who delete their hateful comments so it looks like you’re arguing with yourself are the reasons I have trust issues.

Check this out! The "Gnut" episode of the "RAID: Call of the Arbiter" limited series. youtu.be/UUnDM5fgAfA #CalloftheArbiter #RaidShadowLegends