what the hell's going on around here!

UNDEFEATED.

@AsseylumJustin @WhiteHouse

@WhiteHouse Whoever is running the White House social media account, deserves a raise. This is so epic

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@gamestop That has put the biggest smile on my face in a long time as this is my Microsoft identity icon.

We’ll take it down when something better comes out.

@bbroadfoot @TheDivisionGame

@TheDivisionGame Get busy @JMounsey ...

We’ve heard your feedback about Lexington and Turmoil drops. To address this, players who completed 30 levels in the Summer Swarm Stretch Goals by the end of the event will get a guaranteed Lexington, and those who completed 50 levels will receive Turmoil Kneepads. The items will be given to eligible players on September 12th. We know there is still room for improvements on the Stretch Goals design, and we truly appreciate all the feedback you've shared with us. While we won’t be able to adjust the drop rates or implement some of your suggestions this season, we will continue to collect and analyze your input. Our goal is to improve the next iteration, delivering a better experience that preserves the looter-shooter essence of our game while respecting your time and the way you engage with it.

@bbroadfoot @TheDivisionGame Correction : Once the "server" is back online

@TheDivisionGame @JMounsey urgh

#TheDivision2 servers are currently down for maintenance. Estimated downtime: approximately 4.5 hours. This update includes backend infrastructure improvements that won’t be visible to players. We apologize for the lack of prior notice and will let you know once the servers are back online. Thank you for your patience.

@bbroadfoot @RetroMoviesDB I have contra :)

@RetroMoviesDB @JMounsey what is this!!

Contra. Who played?

@xMrJN @thestoriemuis @TheDivisionGame never too late it has a great story and PvE progression. there really isnt another game like it out there. and when you have some mates about team up and experience a whole new style of gameplay

@thestoriemuis @TheDivisionGame yea its on XGP which I have I was just worried if im to late but will probably play

Agents, thank you so much for joining the Battle for Brooklyn. The team is working on the next update, as well as starting something entirely new in The Division 2...👀 ❄️

@TheDivisionGame I hope you haven't removed "the Kelso had to go" quirk. I think you should lean into that more... Start putting that phrase into other parts of the game for fun. :) Reminds me of the "Arrow in the Knee" from Skyrim

To perform infrastructure updates, we'll be taking #TheDivision2 servers down for scheduled maintenance on Tuesday, June 10 at 9:30 AM CEST, 3:30 AM EDT, 12:30 AM PDT 🕗 Estimated downtime is 3 hours

@bbroadfoot @WhiteTusk01 Kelso has gone to reboot the servers. Manny is debriefing Schaffer about the server logs.

Manny has to debrief Schaffer. Kelso and the servers had to go. IYKYK @JMounsey @WhiteTusk01

@WhiteTusk01 @bbroadfoot don't you just hate it in games when a message plays and you don't quite catch it....

Hey, if you didn't know, Manny has to debrief Schaffer. Kelso had to go. #EveryDamnLogin

@bbroadfoot @WhiteTusk01 Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Manny has to debrief Schaffer. Not sure tho. Didn't quite hear the message. I sure hope he repeats it.

@WhiteTusk01 @JMounsey wasn't sure. Did you say Kelso had to go?

@wrwhiteal @Bricktop_NAFO @elonmusk Except when their research and developments have a wider impact on society. nasa.gov/nasa-impact/

@Bricktop_NAFO @elonmusk NASA pays SpaceX to do what NASA itself is incompetent/incapable of doing.. After NASA/government wasted 52 years & $1 trillion on unaffordable, unsustainable dead-end boondoggles. Saturn V, Shuttle, Constellation & SLS. Government is always the problem, never the solution.

Only 66 years from first flight to landing on the Moon in 1969. Here we are, 76 years later cannot yet return to the Moon. We should have been on Mars by now.

@jesse_oder38696 @wrwhiteal @Bricktop_NAFO @elonmusk Except you did : nasa.gov/nasa-impact/

@wrwhiteal @Bricktop_NAFO @elonmusk Saturn V and Shuttle seem well worth it to me just a waste after we didn’t try to use the knowledge we got from them

@gotnameforme @ColoradoShoham @michaelshermer They are a poor country so the government doesn't have a huge amount of tax revenue from income. The sale of goods (exports) helps pay for healthcare, education etc. when this money is taken away they have to look for other assistance. Like USAID, Except that's also been killed

@ColoradoShoham @michaelshermer What do you think a population of 2.3 million with 90% living in poverty can import from the US to correct trade imbalance?

"One of the highest tariff rates, 50 percent, was imposed on the African nation of Lesotho, whose average citizen earns less than $5 a day. Because Lesotho’s citizens are too poor to afford most U.S. exports, while the U.S. imports $237 million in diamonds and other goods from the small landlocked nation, we have reserved close to our highest-possible tariff rate for one of the world’s poorest countries. The notion that taxing Lesotho gemstones is necessary for the U.S. to add steel jobs in Ohio is so absurd that I briefly lost consciousness in the middle of writing this sentence." theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

@RestIsPolitics in a recent episode you (Rory) said "New Zealand destroying it's landscape to produce lamb" do you have evidence of this? I live here and don't see that at all?

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

@bsngln38133 @elonmusk How about telling Russia to fuck off then and leaves the land they occupied. Also remind them that they agreed no acts of aggression against the Ukraine in 1994 in exchange for the Ukraine giving up the worlds 3rd largest nuclear stockpile.

@elonmusk It’s not about Ukraine. It’s not about Russia. It’s not about the United States. It’s about human lives. This war must end.

The EU leaders and Zelensky having fancy dinners while men die in trenches. How many parents will never see their son again? How many children will never see their father?

@charliekirk11 They already do you monumental cockwomble.

A lot of European leaders have come out in the past three hours to express their "unwavering support" for Zelenskyy. Great. Maybe they'll be happy to pay the cost of this war for once. Money and weapons will win more wars than platitudes.

@Barker1134 @ZelenskyyUa What is he supposed to apologise for? I'm sorry for meeting two utter pricks?

An important visit to the United States. In Washington, I met with a bipartisan delegation from the U.S. Senate. Our discussions focused on the continued military assistance for Ukraine, relevant legislative initiatives, my meeting with President Trump, efforts to achieve a just and lasting peace, our vision for ending the war, and the importance of robust security guarantees. We take pride in having strategic partners and friends like the United States. We are grateful for the unwavering bicameral and bipartisan support for Ukraine throughout all three years of Russia’s full-scale aggression. 🇺🇦🇺🇸