Jordy

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

@bmuhhh @this_videobot

A guy snapped Boris Johnson on a raid of his own house? I don’t believe the UK is real sometimes 😭😭

Fuck it all lmao

@trashgxrl dont compare ya self to insta girls half are vain as fuck

if someone said that me id laugh in their face cant replicate a King

@chrixprint no need to worry they are killing some of us off

my mental health can’t take another lockdown

Should of come out the womb with impulsive wrote across me head

Debates with da Bois

Fairytale of New York. Best christmas song. Not even a debate.

results came back positive. positive for havin an 11 inch cock. cheers

Asked my dad what his death row meal would be and he said my mum🙂

@jaycummings98 Cheers lad Glad I've never been in if it's 50 quid a pint

Spent about 3 hours in the Duke, gonna be ringing the fucking credit Union at this point to survive till payday now only had about 3 pints

Would shag for a Chinese rn ngl

@rachelgracepee Getting the scissors out is always the best decision ✂️😏

You know what I love the most about being single? Never EVER having to answer to someone. Wanna go out with your friends? Yes. Wanna go for a walk? Yes. I can do anything I want, when I want and i wouldn’t change it for anything.

Why do people always shag the door when ya trying to get off the train step back u moron's God have mercy

That post where that guy goes on about ‘if contraception wasn’t 100% blah blah blah…’ just shows me how DUMB some men are and how ignorant they are to what we go through as females so they don’t have to become baby daddies 🙄