Jumping Out The House

I put my name on my hat and launched it in the air a little too far. I grabbed a different hat. You’re welcome for the autograph.

“Yo let’s go to Gia’s”

Consensus five star Braden "We Got Next" Adams, class of 2025

When you remember your first day of freshman year but it was actually 43 months ago and you graduate in 15 days:

Let’s settle this

NFL teams are passing on Shedeur like passing the salt on thanksgiving

West’s game against Aquinas took so long you could watch the first pitch, go home immediately, watch four episodes of breaking bad, come back, and they’re STILL playing ball

How it feels making a buyout deal in assassins:

Killer assassins idea: 1. Someone wins assassins 2. Puts all the winnings on a parlay 3. Invites everybody over 4. Everyone tails

Me in algebra when everyone gets 4x+3 and I got Abraham Lincoln

What is your BVW Roman Empire?

“It’s ok I’ll just buy back in”

If I see another tip from the Tool Shaq ad I’m punching a hole through the fucking television

Yeah I’ll take six of these

@BingleRandolf @theeenotorious1 @GregoryTaynt @WinstonFent @CummingsJamaal @billtheman_11 @FredBidunga

BURNER ROLE CALL FOR SPRING BREAK LETS GET IT ON @theeenotorious1 @GregoryTaynt @WinstonFent @JOTH111 @CummingsJamaal @billtheman_11 @FredBidunga and please anyone else attending

JOTH says “fuck you”, names 314 athletes on an 1 hr 20 min flight

Me on the way to Cancun:

When bros tryna show me something but I have contemp next hour

Saquon 28, this shit can’t go on much longer, thank god