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BREAKING: Utah transfer guard Terrence Brown has committed to UNC. That's portal commitment No. 2 for Michael Malone. Details: on3.com/teams/north-ca…

NORTH CAROLINA RUN RULES THE #2 TEAM IN COLLEGE BASEBALL. TAR HEELS WIN THE SERIES 🐏

@DukeFansZone Thank god tbh. Luka pissed me off every time he touched the ball lol

Luka B: I’m returning to UNC for my sophomore year! Mike Malone: no you’re not.

@UNCballTalk I was skeptical but after this press conference I’m bought in. Let’s fucking go

I have the chills right now. I’m so excited to have Mike as our coach.

Alright fuck it. After this press conference I’m in on Coach Malone @UNCBarstool

@df1034 @TrevorC70620875 @UNCBarstool People just don’t get it. Hope I’m wrong

@TrevorC70620875 @JP3Official @UNCBarstool Winningest coach, but with a career winning percentage of 56%. In college that would be around a 20-15 season each year. I hope he’s a more successful college coach.

Woah

@KevinOlmsted1 @UNCBarstool College is a whole different monster now. I hope I’m an idiot and look back at this in 2 years and say you’re right 🤷🏼‍♂️

@JP3Official @UNCBarstool Not even remotely the same. BB was reliant on Brady to reach the level he did. And you saw that in the end. Also football it’s so much harder to do a 180 with a first yr college HC. Basketball it’s so much easier, and Malone was still winning when he got fired

@KevinOlmsted1 @UNCBarstool Maybe I just have extreme PTSD from Belichick but I just don’t see it working.

@JP3Official @UNCBarstool What? Dude you have no clue what you are talking about. He was scapegoated in Denver

@TarHeels919 @UNCBarstool Either you’re 12 or fat in mom’s basement. Probably both

@JP3Official @UNCBarstool Shut up

@TarHeels919 @UNCBarstool You can be okay with this standard but I won’t 😘

@JP3Official @UNCBarstool Shut up

@TrevorC70620875 @UNCBarstool Please tell me where I said anything wrong lol I’ll wait

@JP3Official @UNCBarstool Lmao stfu. Holy shit, I can’t with you fucks who know absolutely nothing about ball. Uninstall this app

@PeteThamel @SportsCenter What in the actual fuck are we doing here

Sources: North Carolina intends to hire longtime NBA coach Michael Malone as the school’s next basketball coach. He’s an NBA Championship coach with the Denver Nuggets from the 2022-23 season and has won 510 games as an NBA head coach.

Michael Malone huh….. @UNCBarstool 😩

@unc_zone Jai Lucas is a good, young coach. I don’t want a 60+ year old. Give me someone young that understands the new game

Really makes you wonder what Carolina will do if they swing and miss on Donavan.

Well now that Lloyd got an extension and Dusty or TJ ain’t leaving, I’m panicking….. @UNCBarstool

@UNCBarstool This was all for nothing if we don’t get our head out of our ass and hire someone qualified for a top 3 job.

Hubert is gone.

Now go get us a fucking top tier coach.

UNC beat every other blue blood this season fuck face 😂😂😂😂 you were literally just doing a Tar Heel chant a month ago 😭😭😭😭😭 @RealJayWilliams

@CryBabyAudit God I hope you’re birdie is right

A little birdie told me Hubert Davis will be let go by Monday. You heard it here first. #ExtendHubert 😔