Jon Bertrand

Has any feat of military badassery in American history rivaled what Daniel Inouye did on April 21, 1945?

@tibermoon Nah, no matter what I've tried it just doesn't let me sign in. I've chatted with a rep, so just waiting for an answer now!

@tibermoon Hey Ian, I'm having this issue for APEX HQ. Checked reddit, Answers HQ, and Google. Not sure if you've seen it before. Thanks!

Well, it's been a while since I touched Twitter... and where the hell did I get all those adorable pics from?

Pretty sure I only tweet during my 24hr shifts. Done reading The Martian and now I got Bugles and am pretending to have claws. Fun fun

Mr. President, do you have a bucket list? Well, I have something that rhymes with bucket list.

The fact that I'm not Facebook friends with a pornstar anymore is actually really upsetting

People think I'm joking when I say Snatch is my favorite movie. But I swear it's an actual movie and that it's amazing. Watch it. Now.

@_eveandresky THE Connie? How am I not surprised?

Might be chilling at the beaches but would have killed to be at @7SpringsPA this season. Looked amazing

You know you're a badass when even mother nature backs you up

Y'all need to watch Get Hard

My a/c working might be turning me on a little... I love sleeping wrapped up in my blankies ❄⛄

@brav3laux @hititfromtheZAC I don't know what you're talking about! Busch lite is love. Busch lite is life. Life is only better with it

@hititfromtheZAC Is that some motherfucking Busch lite I see?

@MoMcDirty I think everyone would benefit from more hugs

@MoMcDirty I dreamt about a tsunami, that's kinda similar, right?

@hititfromtheZAC I forget to do that too, no joke

The only framed photo I have is of my cat... if that shows what I value the most