John Paul Joker

112 posts

John Paul Joker

John Paul Joker

@JPJooks

Gigachad. All opinions expressed herein are official statements of the British Government. All complaints forwarded to @ukhomeoffice

London / Des Moines Katılım Mayıs 2026
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wanye
wanye@xwanyex·
The thing about somebody whose intuition is that criminals wouldn’t just attack cops for no reason is that they on the other hand have no trouble believing a cop would shoot a criminal for no reason. They already have the answer.
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@Nickidewbear @DailyMail “Every man is the descendant of every king and every slave that ever lived.” - Khalil Gibran If you truly believe that she is both the descendant of the slaves and the slaver, then why should others in the same predicament be punished but not her? What’s the logic, her skin?
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Daily Mail
Daily Mail@DailyMail·
Revealed: Greens hopeful who is calling for the UK to pay slavery reparations is a descendant of slave traders trib.al/rMwaZbI
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@AmericanCrime01 Support traditional sex workers - they’re performing a service that upholds civilisation by allowing males who otherwise cannot procure sex to release sexual energy. Ban onlyfans and Porn. These are communist schemes to redistribute from men to useless women.
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American Crime Stories
American Crime Stories@AmericanCrime01·
Operation Focused on Prostitution-Related Offenses Netted 266 Arrests, including a self-described “MAGA” influencer Craig Long II A 41-year-old fitness entrepreneur from Tampa and a self-described "MAGA to the core" influencer with over 500,000 TikTok followers. Long was charged with one count of soliciting a prostitute after allegedly offering $100 for sex to an undercover detective.
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jether
jether@JetherBlaise·
bizlet the only one on x encouraging men to keep their hair at all costs... dudes telling mfs to shave it are engaging in mate guarding, they know the hit to smv is real once the Norwood reaper shows up as an aside you should know I've been preaching about the eugenic value of handsome, tall women on this app same as you have lately
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Bizlet
Bizlet@bizlet7·
It’s mostly just the Norwood. Of course you won’t look as good facially as in your prime but the Norwood really is the thing that fucks you.
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@plzbepatient Yes but have you considered that their targets are celebrities who like to preach to the rest of humanity and signal their virtue with mindless slogans? I’d quite enjoy seeing some shithead celeb being hit by a bottle of piss!
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Gary
Gary@plzbepatient·
If you do anything with piss or shit you should be charged with terrorism with a biological weapon
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: Anti-Met Gala protesters had placed hundreds of bottles of urine inside the Metropolitan Museum of Art in a targeted protest against Jeff Bezos. Staff discovered the bottles hidden throughout the venue.

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retard mode ✞
retard mode ✞@retardmode·
why are black people always talking on the phone
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@Howlingmutant0 @bizagoranaa I wanted to be the bull so badly. Impaling her with my engorged ivory horn while the crowd watched in horror. The feeling of ecstasy as my horn became sloppy with her blood. I would be on mount euphoria.
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HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
@bizagoranaa God I wanted it to fuck that lady right there in front of everybody
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Bizagorana
Bizagorana@bizagoranaa·
The power of a woman to man🔥 Look how she cooled down this bull 🐂
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@Pro__Trading There’s no opposition research RIGHT NOW, you mean, wait until they find the trans prostitutes.
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Pro-America | Politics & Markets
I am becoming of the opinion that Marco Rubio would be harder for the Democrats to beat in 2028 than Jd Vance. I like both men and I will vote for whoever wins the primary. But, Rubio's combination of experience and respectability makes him a very hard target for the Democrats. There's almost no opposition research that would work against Rubio. Most attacks would bounce right off him.
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@zobaknrv @sttloser @iiwasinthee212 Oh, ok. So can you explain to me where your moral values come from and how you’ve escaped the servile morality of everyone else? Is there anything you do contrary to o merited norms from Christianity?
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AZEALIA BANKS
AZEALIA BANKS@iiwasinthee212·
Muslims really ruined the vibe.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Just remember: If you ask for a Goth GF, these are the sorts of problems you will have to deal with.
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Alex Stone
Alex Stone@StoneJAlex·
BlueSky is full of such weird people
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@MikeBenzCyber The CIA can train dolphins to be terrorists but tried and failed multiple times to assassinate Castro. Ok!
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Mike Benz
Mike Benz@MikeBenzCyber·
if ur an enemy pipeline u have literally no shot at stopping the CIA's Dolphin Bomb Squad
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@esjesjesj @nikitabier I only see the kind of posts and accounts that I like. Are you liking accounts that post Nazi shit so you can have Nazi shit to complain about?
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evan loves worf
evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
@nikitabier Bro please bring back the horrible engagement accounts and get rid of the Nazis instead I beg you. At least I got a kick out watching the muddy oil workers for the millionth time
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@MarioNawfal I caught up with the baby goat later and asked it for comment. It said ‘Baaaank Jeeeeeww’.
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇮🇱 21 people were arrested on the Temple Mount last Friday for attempting to sacrifice a baby goat. They were released. Animal sacrifice is prohibited on the Temple Mount. It is also the third holiest site in Islam, currently under Israeli administrative control, and the subject of one of the most sensitive religious disputes on earth. The baby goat was not available for comment.
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@ImMeme0 Whoever knocked her up should be behind bars too. That’s disgusting.
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
“You need to have the authorities called. The baby could die. You’re selfish, people like you don’t deserve children. What the fuck is wrong with you?” Woman snapped after she and a group of Good Samaritans rescued a baby left in a car in over 80-degree weather. When the mother returned, she said she forgot the baby. What would you have done?
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@MarioNawfal You have to be incredibly low iq to believe any facet of this story. Instead of reporting all of this to the FBI and letting them investigate we get COPCASTERS on the case instead and I guess they’ll reveal the truth on their podcast I just have to subscribe, right? That’s a joke
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
> Empty apartment > "You got" instead of "You have" > Fake, and perhaps gay
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GB Politics
GB Politics@GBPolitcs·
🚨NEW: A one-minute jab is being rolled out across the NHS to treat 14 types of cancer. The rollout means patients will be able to receive immunotherapy in a fraction of the normal time [@telegraph]
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John Paul Joker
John Paul Joker@JPJooks·
@MarioNawfal That’s HOBO COP. “Housed or Homeless, you’re coming with me.” He doesn’t care about your living situation, he’s delivering justice.
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
Why not both? 🤔
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