J.P. Slazzik

@NelkuCosplay No no, this is the correct castle.

wrong castle buddy..

Let’s see how many of you have taste! 😎

@MissFushiGaming Im JP, I am a recovering self-sabotager. My kid told me I needed to hit the gym Easter weekend, and every other night I've been doing a 20 minute calisthenics workout. My avg weight has dropped 3lbs, which isn't much tbh, but its encouraging.

Don’t scroll…I want to talk to you! 🍄🌸

@retrocvnty Well- JayKay is just a sad human. She is just so damn fine.

Men are so ridiculous like imagine breaking up with Winona Ryder because her boobs are big and she wanted to fuck all the time, crazy behaviour

Watching Green Book, Mahershala Ali & Viggo Mortensen are just so good together.

This is from an IBM presentation In 1979

@Pokemon all that good will generated with FRLG

@ThrillaRilla369 And year after year, administration afyer administration- rampant overseas spending, uneccesary wars, and so on and so forth... schemes 30 years in the making to control us and rule us under the guise of choice.

Minimum Hourly Pay to Afford Home In 1920: $0.40 per hour In 1930: $0.45 per hour In 1940: $0.62 per hour In 1950: $1.10 per hour In 1960: $2.15 per hour In 1970: $3.60 per hour In 1980: $6.75 per hour In 1990: $11.25 per hour In 2000: $16.05 per hour In 2010: $22.45 per hour In 2020: $32.70 per hour In 2025: $57.32 per hour In 2026: $59.00 per hour Inflation has destroyed the value of the dollar, making it almost impossible for Millennials and Gen Z to become homeowners.

2 courses from being an I-Car Platinum certified estimator.

@Rainbow6Game Uhh- the fuck is this?

Who's ready for some fun? May 6 #siege #event

May I say I’m ready for the Halloween season or will you people boo me /:

Westinghouse Gyro ceiling fan from circa 1920.

Taking it back to performing I Get Weak for the first time at The Fonda ❤️‍🔥 LA, we love you!! youtube.com/watch?v=BhMTIP…

@TheMasterOfUnlo @scarlettactual We probably would, if it wasn't for Philly, Harrisburg & Pittsburgh.

@JPSlazzik @scarlettactual I'm surprised PA doesn't have CC.

just got my carry permit renewal approved, should i wear something cunty to the appointment for my photo

@hoodii30 Because I now want one.

What In The Fuck Would You Need This For?!?

@MissFaves Them's some nice blinders.

Eye emergencies won't stop Gold Ship 🥇

@sexysportslover Rip some lips!

Wish me luck

@memeslich You can't throw a dice without hitting a horny tiefling anymore- Great concept, great capacity for roleplay outside of ERP, but damn that ERP crowd is large.

how do you feel about tieflings?