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@NJDevils @Senators @NHLBruins THANK YOU MR DEVILS ADMIN

Nine scientists have died in a span of 27 months following a pattern

Yall ever been so bored you take your phone case off? Dosent even feel like the same phone

Now that the Sabres have clinched a playoff spot, the New York Jets stand alone

The ozempic wave was a CIA operation to get Americans back down to enlistment weight 💀💀💀

@warriors whats up podnah, I am in the SF / Oakland area for the week doing some work.. anyway yall can hook me up with A ticket? Would be pretty cool to attend a game.

In San Francisco for the week... YALL ARE OKAY WITH $6 GAS PRICES?!??!?!! This is bonkers.

That’s right nobody beats the Rockies 9 times in a row! 😈😈

In NHL ‘22 when a player scores a hat trick, Ray Ferraro tells a story about how they used to give players the hats and how some were nice but some looked rough. He just told that story live. Full circle moment.

The Rockies right now

@ok6ixx Dammit I read the whole thing

couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

@BeRadRowdyBush @RockiesClubInfo Nah. Keep the team, just make them good. If we sell they move. Nobody wants that. Minus you.

@RockiesClubInfo Fuck yeah. #selltheteam

Left-handed pitcher Brennan Bernardino is scheduled to start tonight’s 6:10 p.m. game against the Philadelphia Phillies.

@RockiesClubInfo No hitter incoming

@RockiesClubInfo @Rockies Lets geauxxxxx! Rockies making moves and not sitting on their hands!

The Colorado Rockies announced today the following transactions: -Claimed LHP Sammy Peralta off waivers from Milwaukee and optioned him to Triple-A Albuquerque. -Transferred RHP McCade Brown to the 60-day IL. Colorado has a full 40-man roster. mlb.com/player/sammy-p…

@Sheadixon @Lane_Kiffin Rockies are taking notes @Rockies

LSU, down 4-1 with four outs left, just got a go-ahead grand slam in Knoxville from the team’s potential Top 5 MLB Draft pick. Derek Curiel, ladies and gentlemen.

Week one MLB rankings!

@frankiemuniz Shoot, take me with you! I have zero acting experience, but im pretty sure I could do it.

I wonder if they need a NASCAR driver that has a small acting background....