JP TheRealSingingDad

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@9802MonGar @TheBrianDBliss I used to have 2 whoppers per meal and they tasted sooooo much better than the crappers they sell now. They are trying to bring back the old quality, they put them in boxes again. 🤷‍♂️

@TheBrianDBliss LMAOO same!!!

Does anyone else remember when whoppers were 99¢?? Good times 🥲

@Nand076 Makes me want to be a Supper Ho!

Everything reminds me of her 🥹😭 #IMissYou 🫶

@AmericanAir @nicky_wraps If I was on the plane, you'd hold it for 40 minutes.

@AmericanAir @nicky_wraps Unless he was sitting on the plane and you were waiting for someone else… Then you'll hold that thing for 20 minutes. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

I complimented @AmericanAir for the ease of making flight changes. All goodwill is gone now that I arrived to the gate for my connecting flight one minute after you closed the doors (10 mins before departure). This is the second time this has happened and now your “Nick-Rating” is a “Definitely Sucks”.

@swankybubbles_ It's the main ingredient in McDonalds chickens nawgets. I sawd it on the interwebs. 🤦‍♂️ Welcome to the idiocracy!

how tf did this job hire someone that truly believes there are aboeted fetuses in our food

@nicky_wraps @lucyshow11 I remember

@lucyshow11 Square for the ignition and doors. Round for the trunk and glove box. Didn’t need two to start the car.

I actually don’t remember this! So why are there two keys? 🔑 🤔

When doesn't she have a bad day? Fueling up during the drive home smule.com/sing-recording…

All that shimmers is sure to fade away smule.com/sing-recording…

Driving home from work is my happy hour.

Leave love bleeding in my hands again smule.com/sing-recording…

Time for a song?

@nicky_wraps "I want to be a suction cup when I grow up!"

Why do women get lip injections?

@octopuscaveman Yeah

Springsteen has a lot of great lyrics but “Im a cool rocking daddy in the USA” is maybe the worst lyric ever.

I still want to sing a song for you

Black hole sun.... smule.com/sing-recording…

@ThexyBeatht_2 So it's kind of like marriage with more freedom?

Dating would be a hell of a lot easier if people would say what they mean and mean what they say. The mind games and poor communication are so exhausting!

@swankybubbles_ A friend of mine divorced three years… An ex-boyfriend of hers from 25 years ago, still married, has reached out to her. He hasn't stopped thinking about her for all of these years. 🤦‍♂️

did a man i haven’t seen for TWENTY YEARS just hop in my dms? he sure did.

@nicky_wraps @Snickerdoddles2 My mother-in-law pisses on the floor. 🤷‍♂️

@Snickerdoddles2 Dogs are so much easier and that takes into account that mine piss on the rugs!

Some customers are insufferable. —end of post.

@swankybubbles_ That's what my daughter is for, whenever she's free she loves hanging with her silly Dad. The wife, not so much. I also do spend much of time alone. 😂

all i want in this world is someone to be my ridiculous self with