Jonathan Baker

Being happy would suggest that the universe is up to my standards.

@StephenKing "I Lobster and Never Flounder"

Trump just told Fox News that he never said "Lock her up." Roll the tape 👇

@HellcowKeith Are you still interested in learning to play Homeworlds?

I’m at the Orlando airport with two hours to kill… Ask me anything!

Data stands up for his flying screwdriver pal. Riker bets his beard at poker night. #ActualTNG

Data shoos everyone off the bridge so he can practice his Picard impression. A naughty child is sent to Principal Riker's office. #ActualTNG

Amid wedding day jitters, O'Brien transports a Vulcan ambassador to nowhere. Worf and Data go shopping. #ActualTNG

@virt_analog I really enjoy hearing your thoughts on BGA things! Most of my favorite games aren't the headliners you usually discuss (e.g. Hive, backgammon, Homeworlds, Regicide, Quoridor). I wonder if y'all have tried and enjoyed any little abstracts.

The away team can't figure out what to do after beaming to the wrong side of a puddle. Worf gets promoted. #ActualTNG

No one wants to tell Picard that he has a tribble stuck to his back. Wesley goes on strike. #ActualTNG

Riker brings Data's arm for show-and-tell. Picard flirts with a judge. #ActualTNG

An intern messes up Dr. Crusher's experiment by becoming a god. Data learns about tornados. #ActualTNG

A dog scares Geordi so he vaporizes it. Dr. Crusher grows another hand. #ActualTNG

@joncoopertweets I'll brave crazy weather to keep certain Republicans from being elected. I'll leave punishment to the justice system.

POLL: Who is willing to stand in rain, sleet and snow to PUNISH Republicans at the polls in November? I want to see how many of my followers know what's at stake!

@BoardGameArena Premium could let cheaters play multiple accounts from the same IP address and gang up on others. That's the only reasonable premium concern I can think of.

These kind of messages are sometimes adressed to our support team... ...and we are pretty confused ^^. What would YOU answer ?

Half of the US thinks the head of the executive branch is illegitimate, and the other half thinks the heads of the judicial branch are illegitimate. Luckily, we all trust congress, right?

History is written by the Victors. Wish *my* name was Victor.

We're reading Harry Potter books as bedtime stories, and Voldemort's resurrection is scheduled for tonight. Look out!

Everything happens for a reason, but not everything happens for a purpose.

@krutoypotsan My first year in NAL, I only got in once. I promptly missed "What are the three main parts of a plant" and "What are the two main library cataloging systems."

On this note I also remember the question I missed during the championship NAL league match in 9th grade. What's NAL you ask? If you don't know I'm not gonna tell you

5th grade - maintenance 6h grade - whether (I said wether, which is also a word, but I was too nervous to contest it, yeah, I've got issues)

@krutoypotsan The exam instructions for the next section forbid you from using your own ego--as in your sense of self or your self-esteem. On NO part of ANY exam are you allowed to receive help from other beings (including from Ego the Living Planet).

@JPeterBaker I thought Ego got defeated by Starlord

Final exam instructions: On the next section, you may use your calculator and your conscience, but not your ego.