John “Jizzer” Paul

@tema13456 @MLBShotsFired Learn how to spell you brain dead duck

@MLBShotsFired It’s clearer here, The receipt is not resent

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@ChotchMc Electric return, Sir

Ya, I just parked here to grab a 24 of Coors. What r u gonna do about it fattys #freespeech #beer

Ryan Williams is a closet homosexual, Ty simpson is a cuck, and R Mason Thomas is gonna rape him and his girl. Sooners by 10. God bless America, and Brian Thomas is STILL a Jew

TODAYS TO DO LIST • dominate the line of scrimmage • play our brand of football •convert on 3rd and short • establish the run game •be fundamentally sound(assignment correct) on defense •CeeDee Lamb. •Find busty Latina with BBL

Kodak Black=Antonio Brown. He was the man before them drugs

Sabrina Carpenter is a trashy looser, SGA is the MVP once agian, Rams to the bowl

Officially eliminated from the fantasy playoffs today, FML. Cam Coleman please come to Norman

@No3sports @PeteNokos_ I legit beg you to come to Norman Cam

BREAKING: Auburn sophomore Cam Coleman intends on entering the transfer portal, sources tell @PeteNokos_ Coleman was one of the top receivers in the SEC this season with 725yds and 5tds on 57 targets 🔥

Jays in 7, fuck Brian Thomas Jr and God bless America

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight…. Genuinely just heard the worst possible news ever, Micahs trade never compare to glorious @John_Mateer4 being injured. My heart is truly broken

This, chill zyn, and Eric church. White boys winning Friday.

just drove by taco bell and saw 3 pawgs walking out, at some point you would think these hoes get a clue #moo #salad

I’m so sick, Jerry Jones you will NEVER be forgiven

I just feel to my knees in schnucks… I hope Jerry dies a slow and painful dealth and his children get rapped

Blonde women make me smile

Otw to drink 30 beers and dominate in my craft today. Dirty Ozark sluts #LANK, need one that hasn’t showered in days. Also taking boat boy apps; Hog✅ That’s all you should be looking for in this application

Took way to many edibles last night so a lil late, but Joshua Van your are a fucking animal. Ilia is inevitable and send Charles to the place of no return.

Trim white boy anthem of the day #expand

Where can you find a loyal blonde #LANK

In a bad mood tonight, Thunder loss, (Halliburton sold his soul fuck that looser) #Jesusismysavior then in Jurassic fashion my pride and glory was found destroyed I will never be the same.