JR

JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.

Oh hello everyone. I’m popping in momentarily on this hellscape website to tell you I’m on BlueSky: @jrdrd.bsky.social

Carnival of Souls (1962)

The entire series is now on Netflix. It’s about a group of passengers who find a ship that disappeared 4 months earlier in Oct 1899. Loving it so far. Very mysterious. Love those period sets and the unsettling score.

@fionamandible Yes, and I can’t think of a better sendoff into the sunset than promoting Indiana Jones homo-erotic fanfic. I keep expecting this bird website to crash at any moment.

We got word today that the next Indiana Jones film takes place in 1960s NYC. Can’t wait for this crossover.

If Twitter goes down soon please know that it was a pleasure interacting with all of you. Thank you for liking my weird shit, it means a lot. I’m on the Instagram website: @jeanrenedesjardins

@Sunrisa42 Thank you Melissa, all the best to you and your family as well!

@JRDRD Thanks for all your posts! All my best to you and your family!

Terror takes many forms on the island of ENYS MEN. Mark Jenkin’s very British nightmare washes ashore in 2023.

I’d give my life savings to watch a 45 episode Disney + series showing how those Ewok motherfuckers developed hang gliding technology; something us humans didn’t quite master until the mid 20th century. Narrated by Tom Hanks.

First snow of the season today ❄️

@EliotETC Omg

Petition to get this couple on the next season of #TheWhiteLotus

@BrucioMcCulloch I’ve never felt so vulnerable posting something on the internet:

your wordle score, your step count, a cat picture. your life well-lived...

The actress who originally played Mon Mothma in ROTJ (Caroline Blakiston) is (I think) still working today; it would be great if she could play an older version of her character.

Everyone in my family is getting a Zune for Xmas.

Amazon is hoping I’m in the market for a Zune: