J.R.Hartley

They still haven't got it in stock

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Just to let you all know that my book is being restocked in all good book shops (and some rubbish ones) this Christmas

@MichaelCR777 God can’t do anything though

Delete this bro....am a PSG fan today but the same words were said before God Sank Titanic 🙏Respect God pliz

@Mofoman360 He triggers gammon. He’s a good lad.

Do you think Ed Davey is a buffoon and an embarrassment to British politics Yes or No? #bbclaurak

@Mofoman360 No, but YOU are quite a massive gammon we see

Do you think that David Lammy is a national embarrassment

@Lord_Talbot64 @JensLarsen80666 @loulou12395997 Thank fuck there’s only one of you

@JensLarsen80666 @loulou12395997 I am only one person.

Islamic takeover in full force.

@EOver384 @IPPR @pathwithanr @CommonsHCLG It’s literally run by 650 elected representatives

@IPPR @pathwithanr @CommonsHCLG Because there no point in voting. Country is run by unelected thinktankers. Ill never vote again.

Where did all the voters go? 📺 @pathwithanr tells the @CommonsHCLG that we are getting awfully close to the tipping point where elections lose legitimacy because the majority did not take part.

@toryboypierce Christ on a bike I’ve been lucky enough to not see your crap on here for ages, now Elon sticks you in my feed today and your still spouting the @GammonMag crap

So #suegray sacked as chief of staff in Number 10 and now rewarded for her incompetence with a peerage. What a way to run a government

@MJTruthUltra @CR_HIATT 🤣 imagine ACTUALLY wanting to vote for Trump!

UPDATE: 2024 Election Foreigners who don’t speak English were Guided right Past American Citizens who were Waiting in Long Lines to Vote • One lady was told she’s not in the system, the person told her, don’t worry, we’ll fix it • They were wearing Harris Walz Stickers, were directed by translators.. and bypassed what was said to be a 2 hour line. 📍this Occured at South Park Ice Rink, Bethel Park PA rumble.com/v5knf0y-foreig…

@JoeySuffolk04 @SkySportsPL It’s woke?? 😂😂😂 Omg hey @GammonMag we’ve got one for you!

@SkySportsPL Why are arsenal not wearing their home strip in a derby? woke nonsense

It's all kicking off in the North London derby 😳

@thepileus @JonathanPieNews U ok babez?

@JonathanPieNews You sold out and just a Govt propagandist.

You’re aware they be been in government for merely a matter of weeks right? I think the previous guys might have had a tiny hand in the appalling immigration crisis we have in this country.

On a personal note... Given that Richard Tice has REPEATEDLY chickened out of broadcast debates with me, he's clearly scared of facing me properly. So the only explanation (I can think of) for him to still be following me after all these years, is that he has someone, probably his lawyers, monitoring my tweets, in the hopes that he can try to sue me again. Your problem @TiceRichard, is that I can call you the Patron Saint of Terrorists, without fear. Why? Because your party has spent the last month inciting, justifying and defending the people committing acts of terror on our streets. Just so happens that by trying to bankrupt me, you eliminated any inclination I might have had towards restraint in calling you out.

All about the Bass Symposium ukbass.com/all-about-the-…

@maktheknight @BBCNews @LegalGengar check out what’s happened to @unitedinkind - Essex County Council’s supposed “flagship” kindness campaign. They ripped off the admins who ran it so they kicked the Council out. Brilliantly done, and apparently ECC are seething.

Can't really say I disagree with this.

@AEHALL1983 Labour will pray it’s Priti Patel. She has the most baggage by a mile.

I really want one of these candidates, would be happy with three others, and accept the other two. But whichever wins I will campaign for the Conservative Party because they are the only ones who can stop the terrible damage Labour are doing to the UK 🇬🇧

@THEJamesWhale I’m sure they’ll be devastated by this James

So embarrassing for France trying to justify their appalling absolutely disgusting opening ceremony. I’ve watched part of the news conference. It really is the end of the Olympics as far as I’m concerned they turned it into nothing more than a political football. Think I’ll cut the grass.

@yalding1666 Gammon.

Congratulations @vonderleyen on your re-election as President of the @EU_Commission. I look forward to working closely with you to reset the relationship between the UK and the European Union.

@lukerobertblack Yes they are. They’re sorting the crap out that your incompetent lot screwed up over the last decade. Pipe down love. Pipe down. Shhhhh 🤫

But I thought the grownups were back in charge?

No sweetcheeks we’re really not