JL
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🚨🇺🇸 PENTAGON PIZZA INDEX SPIKING AGAIN - IRAN, YOUR WINDOW JUST CLOSED Extreme Pizza and other shops near the Pentagon are seeing above-average traffic. If you know, you know. The Pentagon Pizza Index hit 1,250% on January 2nd. By January 3rd we'd struck Venezuela and grabbed Maduro. It spiked in June before Israel bombed Iran. Now it's climbing again. Trump told Iran 3 days ago: "You better not start shooting because we'll start shooting too." Iran's killed 65 people since then, including 14 of their own security forces. They're running a 3-day internet blackout while importing Iraqi militias. Here's how this works: When the Pentagon's war planning cells pull all-nighters, they order pizza. Google Maps tracks foot traffic at nearby restaurants in real-time. Civilian OSINT nerds monitor it like hawk analysts watch satellite feeds. The DOD denies it matters, says they have internal cafeterias. Sure. And professional poker players don't have tells either. Iran's already in the terminal phase - economy collapsed, military gutted by Israel's June war, importing foreign fighters to shoot their own people. The pizza spike suggests someone's finalizing exactly how the next 48 hours go down. Source: IBTimes, @PenPizzaReport, Gulf News
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