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@MsRade92 Hiding in plain sight is what a pro thief would do, take it as a compliment 😉

@JSG2291 My issue is that she thinks I’d make my son take a wrapper out his pocket and throw it away IN THE SHOP that I was stealing from. 🤣🤣 surely I’d just wait till I’ve left to do that

Went into Aldi for a few items and told my son to throw his chocolate wrapper in the bin by the till when paying. And the woman asked me like 3 times if I scanned it LOL. Girl you damn well know you don’t sell this CADBURYS chocolate in here. Get out my face man.

@LeGrove Seems like we're in the minority here but I fully agree with you. Also for the people crying about it, it's not like kepa is some inexperienced reserve team keeper and it's only the league cup fs

Raya won't start the cup final. Kepa has been a brilliant professional this season. He'll be given the gloves. Would be a bad culture signal to drop him out of fear when Kepa took the team to the final.

@ax_angelo I'd take the jail time over letting someone die tbh

Definitely don't be this guy Let nature take its course You could face jail time and lawsuits without getting her consent first

@justluxxxx Milk enema, job sorted 😂

My batty hole is burning just watching this

@justluxxxx Cads fruit and nut is usually my go to tbf, my missus is still crying out for a Fruit though cus she hates nuts

Fruit and nut chocolate isn’t appreciated enough

@Star_Sojourn @Drunk0utlaw @CoveredGeekly Thankyou 🫡 I was scratching my head for like ten minutes lol

@Drunk0utlaw @CoveredGeekly Its more spacing and where villians are aiming for. First spider pic, you have one going to MCU Spidy and a second villian aiming for an edited out spidy. This time we have villians aiming for Spidy, BUT a gap under him and villians facing said gap - There's an edited out person

It's happening again... isn't it 👀

@wwe_wwf_Junkie @sportofwrestlin Guarantee your bitch ass won't respond to this...

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@FenrirElGrey @WrestleTalk_TV Mad how you took what he said and created a whole new narrative out of thin air

@WrestleTalk_TV Hes mad because a worker didn't want to take a move they thought was unsafe. Sounds like you're the unprofessional one here

Former WWE star Rezar (Gzim Selmani) details a backstage altercation with the Wyatt Sicks that led to his release: "There was an incident, very unprofessional from one of those guys. I don't know their names and don't want to go into it too deeply, but there was an incident at one of the Holiday tours we did, somebody tried to switch up the match during the match, and that's just a no go for me, especially if you've just been in the company for a little bit, and we were already there for a long time. You don't do that. I just let somebody know, and that was the end of it. "Yeah, they tried to switch up the match in the middle of the match. I'm a professional, even if I've got to take a beating in a wrestling ring I'll do it, and if you're gonna be a scared little bitch, it's not my fault, I'll let you know backstage. "It was certain moves we did, certain guys didn't want to take it, because we're big guys. So if we lift you up and double Spinebuster you five nights in a row, the sixth night somebody can complain, but don't change it during the match. "Yes (there was an argument backstage). It happened, I'm okay with it. That was it, we knew that was it. Paul (Ellering) and Sunny (Akam), we talked together and obviously we leave the door open, but for me it was clear I had to go back to combat sports and do my thing." (Ariel Helwani Show)

@richard_nwanna @maxvayshia Took the words out my mouth

@JSG2291 @maxvayshia You can't be serious

Mikel just made himself into a global joke and an international buffoon. It is not everything you should open your mouth and comment on. Stupid back-passing piece of nonsense.

@Dr0P1loT "Hurr durr, it's a conspiracy". Moron.

20 teams in the league. Just the one without a single penalty conceded all season.

@ayoadesodiq @maxvayshia He clearly did it on purpose for that reason

@maxvayshia Write it as “John Mikel Obi” Not just Mikel

@richard_nwanna @maxvayshia Chelsea's legend? 😂😂😂

@maxvayshia Mikel, the Nigerian and Chelsea legend? Thread carefully, man.

@caitIin_aIIen So you're 12 then?

Gyokeres without a doubt the worst striker I’ve ever seen play for my club

@Southside_Gunn "He said" It's ok, reading comprehension isn't for everyone

Nobody “GREW UP” watching Swerve Strickland… Who does this nigga think he is

@Mo_Arsenal9 The easiest team possible. Fuck me x never fails does it. It's ok if you don't understand football but I'd advise against advertising your ignorance for everyone to see.

We got drawn against the easiest team possible. Arteta decided to play with his handbrake on. No one show me a single match when we played fluid attacking football with Timber and Hincapie.

@yearncel Telling on yourself with this one pal

Oh he was so ready to rape if that camera wasn't running

@BasedCLC He's very well known in the gaming and specifically street fighter world. Big L post bud.

LOL nobody knows who this jackass is outside of the AEW cult.

@unknownilyaax Americans fear silent letters

do americans not spell cheque like cheque? cos i’ve never seen it spelled correctly in fics and idk if it’s just a british thing

@tufdave A repost older than twitter itself 😂

My cousin wants to know if she donates her hair and the recipient of her hair commits a crime and leaves hair at the crime scene, will her DNA be found all over the crime scene and thus incriminate her? She’s 10 btw.