Jonny

@themagic_tophat For clarity you know absolutely fuck all pal

For clarity… I have no first hand knowledge of the Man City decision being reached. But >15 months wait for a decision is unlikely. I also believe it’s unlikely that the PL formalised its settlement with Chelsea before knowing certain outcomes in the City case. 🤷‍♂️

@WhoScored How many league titles?

🔑 Most key passes in the Premier League: 25/26 Bruno Fernandes - 101 24/25 Bruno Fernandes - 91 23/24 Bruno Fernandes - 114 22/23 Bruno Fernandes - 119....𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆

@topskillsportuk Hair cut?

🚨💣 Matheus Cunha, Ibañez and Ederson waiting for Fabinho to get his haircut at the Brazilian national team hotel. Pure vibes 😂🇧🇷😭

Sunday's Carabao Cup final was Declan Rice's 50th game of a relentless season. Virgil van Dijk reached that landmark last week, while Sandro Tonali achieved it in the first week of March. Atletico Madrid's Julian Alvarez has played at a World Cup, a Copa America, an Olympics and a Club World Cup in the last four years, amassing 274 appearances for clubs and country since February 2022. The schedule is brutal. The workload is incessant. The risk is elite players will suffer at the summer's World Cup. 📝 @PJBuckingham 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/71429…

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

@cricketaakash Duckett is 31 pal

Ben Duckett pulls out. Just like Brook. IPL teams might start cancelling ‘young’ English players in the future. Perhaps, an opportunity for #DC to make a slight pivot. How about a backup overseas spinner instead? Mujeeb. Keshav. Or someone else!!! They already have so many openers to choose from. #IPL

@arsenalabi97 @Billie_T Bought loads off there and can safely say they are all still bang on 🤷‍♂️

@JScho12 @Billie_T Literally is. They wash awful, within 3 washes the printing is coming off, like I said for £10 to wear whilst the World Cup is on then it’s a no brainier but if you want a shirt to wear over and over again then buy the official shirt

Banging quality England shirts on DH gates for under a tenner if anyone wants, fast shipping too sale.dhgate.com/lbtnNt21

@arsenalabi97 @Billie_T Not true though is it

@Billie_T Wait till you wash it 3 times and the printing comes off, these are only good if you want to wear it once or twice

@johnstafford72 @M_Shaw1 @loverugbyleague Aye, bit of a waste him going there as was never gonna nail down a spot for the all blacks

EXCLUSIVE: Wakefield Trinity are set to pull off one of the biggest signings in Super League history by landing New Zealand megastar Roger Tuivasa-Sheck. loverugbyleague.com/post/roger-tui…

@AdamM2539 @M_Shaw1 @loverugbyleague Apologies

@JScho12 @M_Shaw1 @loverugbyleague Who did he pass it to?

Fucking hell imagine the memes when they lose again with him in charge, do it

@NOELY1982 @GNev2 Hope he sees this m8

Just watching the highlights you @GNev2 and your pundits mates have gone for years how pep stifled attackers and turns them into robots Then someone like cherki comes along and is exciting and fun to watch and all you've talked about is how you'd boot him Idiot

@howiehok3434 Yeah strange man, “as you know I’ve never been a such and such player guy” 🤷‍♂️🤣

Gabriele Marcotti still "not a fan of Khusanov". So fucking weird.

@flameosumeet @ZakLFC7 @itsnotovaaah Nunes is miles better

@ZakLFC7 @itsnotovaaah Was thinking him, but maybe City are content with Nunes? Idk

Btw as much as people say City aren’t good this year squad wise, they are legit like 1-2 signings over winning this league again by 15pts

@Hogan13 Never thought he’d be the reform type tbh 🤣

Looks like Bobbie has moved on from trying to destroy Rugby League.

What the fucking hell haha

@MattHughesMedia And?

Man City Chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak took personal decision to skip Wembley win to avoid causing a distraction given Iran’s attacks on the UAE. theguardian.com/football/2026/…

@TheBlueDodger @peterrutzler @TimesSport @TimSpiers good call haha

🚨 Enzo Fernández is said to be keen on a deal with improved terms at Chelsea. (@peterrutzler & @TimesSport) #CFC

Arsenal just withdrawing every player now is it haha