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I feel like we, as a society, don't talk nearly enough about how Hugh Grants middle name is 'Mungo'. Dudes name is literally Hughmungo. Kudos Mr & Mrs. Grant 👏

@PFTCommenter Duke lost FIVE games

💰 🚨$500 Trivia Time 🚨 💰 I will pick one person in the replies who answers the following trivia question correctly before noon eastern tomorow and venmo them $500 dollars 💵. Fill in the blank (and must include entire sentence in your reply): “Duke lost [BLANK] games”

@asalciunas975 @AlexMaldy92 Careful what you wish for 😂

@JShaf628 @AlexMaldy92 Bro I want the entire league there

Earlier this month @AlexMaldy92 sent the really nice tweet below. I want to make this happen with him, and you. December 6th. I don’t know where yet because I don’t know how many of you would like to join. But please! Join us. Open invitation. Watch the video, and get in contact!

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@AWMeeg215 @EliotShorrParks Cook his ass Meegs!

@EliotShorrParks He is a DH bro. Not an NFL RUNNING BACK and also Not to be confused with the DH YOU ARE for even saying some dumb sh** like this. You were high last night when you wrote this weren’t you?? Don’t lie dummy.

Interesting decision by Thomson Eagles faced a similar situation and prioritized winning instead of giving Saquon a chance to break the rushing record Phillies prioritizing the record

Botched it.

HBD Clicky @nickturani

The thing about Philadelphia is that everyone from here knows it’s the best city in the world. It’s just that after a Super Bowl win everyone else has to acknowledge it too.

@BenHSilver PAB ➡️ MLB pipeline is now a thing I guess.

Woah, the Phillies just signed me!

Ron Jaworski looking like Nien Nunb these days. #FlyEaglesFly

Michkov is just Andres Iniesta on ice.

@BenHSilver Ancient* history of mediocrity haha. Need I remind you what happened this summer!?

@JShaf628 It’s hard to hate a team with a bigger history of mediocrity than the Mets.

I hate the Mets.

In 2001, I once bet my friend $20 that I could recite Dikembe Mutombo's full name. He still owes me that $20. #Rip Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo. #WhoWantsToSexMutombo

@the_joeyg You can hit that. #PlayoffMVP

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Behind every great infielder, there is a filthy first baseman.

Happy Birthday, Clicky @nickturani

Was I playing golf with Sauce Gardner?? Don't remember it, but score seems accurate.