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I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT

Our National Parks produce almost nothing in GDP Why aren't we pairing our best retail stores with beautiful views? Here's a concept I developed for Rocky Mountain National Park

The Orioles with and without Jordan Westburg since 2024: 2024: With: 65-44 Without: 21-25 With: 5-2 2025: With: 10-16 Without: 16-22 With: 32-29 Without: 12-13 With: 5-7 2026: Without: 21-26 With: 117-98 (.544) — 88-win pace Without: 70-86 (.448) — 72-win pace

Yesterday, Gunnar Henderson saw 6 pitches outside of the zone. He swung at none of them. Saturday, he saw 7 pitches outside of the zone. Again, 0 swings. This is the first time since '24 that Gunnar has gone back-to-back games w/out swinging at a pitch outside the zone (min 5)

Ten days ago, Coby Mayo made the biggest mistake of his MLB career with a game-ending error in Miami. Here’s what he’s done at the plate since: .300 BA .417 OBP .650 SLG 1.067 OPS

here's a Jackson Holliday 3B for y'all 104.6 EV // 400 ft. #Birdland

Gunnar to the upper deck! 💪

At least Gunnar spiked his bat really hard after he chased another horrible pitch. People don’t give him enough credit for that

JACKSON HOLLIDAY HITS THE GO-AHEAD HOME RUN IN THE 9TH!!!!!!!!!!

Stats that don’t matter

Rickie Fowler “A Moment Ago” putt from 60 feet ya I wonder if he makes it

Jackson Holliday hits a monster go-ahead home run to right field during his rehab assignment with Triple-A Norfolk. It’s Holliday’s first homer in 21 rehab games as he makes his way back from a hamate injury.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

“Welcome to the 2026 Travelers Championship!”

The year is 2030. The Orioles lineup is batting under the Mendoza line but has an average exit velo of 160mph. Mike Elias trades for Trevor Rogers Jr to help the rotation. Truist Club II opens in left field above the Lake Erie College of Osteopathic Medicine Spalsh Zone.

@iamgabesanchez Just go back to Mexico, man

Spencer Pratt’s $5 million Santa Barbara beachfront rental appears to be family owned by Pratt’s own family. 🧵

Matti Schmid and Alex Smalley the final pairing on Sunday of a major

All misses.

I’ve read and digested all the course setup discourse. It’s been lively. Lots of interesting opinions, lots of smugness and snarkiness, lots of arguments with absolutely no one, lots of fair points. The usual stuff. But it really comes down to this: If Cameron Young wins, setup good. If Cameron Young does not win, setup bad. Let’s not over complicate this, my fellow patriots. Enjoy the weekend, and God Bless America. 🫡 🇺🇸 🙏

All time Bryson hate watch these past two days

The Orioles' average exit velocity as a lineup tonight was 97.96 mph. That's the team's highest ever for a game in the Statcast era (2015-present). They had *16* batted balls of 95+ mph with just six hits (and two runs) to show for it.