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Letting go of 3 Lvbel C5 tickets for Tuesday (May 19) at Palladium Time Square - New York, NY. Super bummed we can’t attend anymore 😭. Transfer via stubhub, can splits and happy to show the tickets proof of purchase before deal. HMU if interested.

A woman at the stone yard completely shocked because they’re charging $175 for a small irregular boulder and $229 for a medium one. She’s walking around zooming in on the price tags going ‘do people actually pay $175 for a fucking rock?’ and ‘it gets better… these ones are $229’ while losing her mind over it. Plain rocks on pallets. Nothing special. She even says they’re not fucking gold, it’s just a rock.

Pitchers and Catchers are reporting today

Never Forget when Ken Griffey Jr. turned on a 104 MILE PER HOUR fastball for a grand slam 😳

🚨 Gold for Jutta Leerdam! The Flying Dutchwoman leaves everyone breathless at the Milano-Cortina Winter Olympics 🇮🇹🥇 The web is literally on fire!

What are you doing if this happens!?

This scene 💀

Importance of vibration

Having the halftime show for your biggest game of the year in a language almost none of your lifelong fans can understand, while waving the flags of countries that none them are from, is the biggest fuck you that I’ve ever seen a corporation give to its own consumers

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This is Mars! 140 million miles away from us!

Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let’s try to leave better kids for our planet.

John Moses Browning was born on this day in 1855. The “Father of Modern Firearms” was the son of a gunsmith and built his first firearm at the age of 10. He would earn his first of what would eventually become 128 patents at age 24 for the Winchester Single Shot Model 1885. A true genius, his contributions impacted not just the development of firearms but altered world history. He passed away in 1926 at a workbench at Fabrique Nationale in Belgium working on a pistol that the world would come to know as the iconic Browning Hi Power. At FN he was called “le Maitre” which translates as “the Master” but in French it also means “teacher,” a fitting moniker for a man whose legacy continues to inspire inventors, entrepreneurs, and firearms designers almost a century after his passing. For more information on John Browning read, JOHN M. BROWNING: AMERICAN GUNMAKER.

Legend did it blindfolded

🚨 HERE WE GO: Stephen Miller just dropped what may be the biggest fraud scheme in U.S. history. 🔥🔥 “We believe the Ilhan Omar operation in Minnesota is the single largest theft of taxpayer dollars through welfare fraud America has ever seen.” “And we’re convinced we’ve barely scratched the surface.” “What we uncover next is going to SHOCK the country.” 📝 And the craziest part? Every single official in the Tampon Administration knew. Including the Somali herself.

When a human egg is fertilised, it releases a burst of zinc known as the “zinc spark.” A flash of light This spark is invisible to the human eye and is only detected in the laboratory using fluorescent dyes that bind to zinc and make it glow.

You can't become this RICH in Congress without being a CROOK. Adam Schiff's net worth is ~$70M. His salary is $174,000, with an estimated annual income of $5M–$8M and ~$8M in cash in bank accounts. He owns a luxury yacht and spends ~$500K per month. Assets include 9 luxury cars, $1M in gold, $610K in crypto, $5M in retirement, $12M in stocks, 5 houses, and 18 luxury watches.

Actor Michael Sheen delivers a powerful performance of Dylan Thomas’s 1951 poem, "Do not go gentle into that good night.”