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We are the champions, my friend! #PBEsim

Clam chowder at the Pot! Best ballpark concession in the baseball world. #PBEsim

Well, at least it was nice to be in the playoffs again. #PBEsim

Ouch, rough stretch of games for me and for the team. Here's hoping I return to pre-All-Star form soon. #PBEsim

Triple shy of the cycle for what, the third time this season? It has to happen at some point. #PBEsim

Hey, now. #PBEsim

Playing the best baseball of my life these days. Can I claw my way back to 0 career WAR ny the season's end? #PBEsim

New team, new ballpark, new me. Get ready to see some career-high numbers in the near future! #PBEsim

Tonight, I play my last games as a Maui Mako. It would be nice to conclude my time here with a win. #PBEsim

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I'm a Crab! #PBEsim

@CaliHawks_PBE lot of Ls #PBEsim

AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations to the Sloths! A perennial contender, and they've made good on it this year. #PBEsim

Well, my bracket is busted. #PBEsim

Offseason already for me and many others. Would be nice to be playing baseball still. #PBEsim

That was chaos, and I loved every second of it. #PBEsim

People do process oranges into juice, but you'll get no due process after a Code of Conduct punishment. #PBEsim

You can peel an orange, but you can't appeal a Code of Conduct punishment. #PBEsim

What's the difference between an orange and a Code of Conduct punishment? #PBEsim

Last quarter of the season. Upward trend of the last few years is doomed, I fear, but we still have time to disrupt other teams :) #PBEsim