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JUST IN: You do not fire your Army Chief of Staff in the middle of a war for no reason. You fire him because of what comes next. Pete Hegseth called General Randy George on April 2 and told him to retire immediately. The Pentagon confirmed it within hours. No reason was given. Not publicly. Not privately. A senior Army official told Fox News that Hegseth offered George nothing: no misconduct, no operational failure, no policy disagreement on the record. Just a phone call and a career ending in the middle of the most significant American combat operation in two decades. George is the 24th general or admiral Hegseth has removed. But he is not the 24th. He is the one that matters. The Army Chief of Staff. The man whose signature sits between a president’s intent and the order that sends soldiers across a beach or into a tunnel complex. The 82nd Airborne is deploying right now. Marines from the 31st MEU are staged on the USS Tripoli. JSOC operators are at forward bases in Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE. Kharg Island, 90 percent of Iranian oil exports, sits 16 kilometres off a coast that someone will have to decide whether to approach. And the four-star general whose job it was to advise whether that approach should happen was removed 48 hours after Trump told the nation the war would continue for two to three more weeks. The replacement is Vice Chief General Christopher LaNeve. He was Hegseth’s senior military aide before this appointment. The man who carried the Secretary’s briefcase now commands the Army the Secretary is reshaping. The chain of command did not break. It shortened. The distance between a television studio and a combat order just collapsed to zero intermediaries who were not personally selected by the man giving the order. No reason was given. That is the tell. When someone is removed without explanation during a crisis, the explanation is the crisis itself. George either objected to something or was about to. The ground option. The power plant strikes. The Kharg raid. The escalation that turned a highway bridge in Karaj into rubble on the same day he was told to leave. Something in the next two weeks requires a chief who will not push back, and the Pentagon solved that problem by installing one trained as Hegseth’s aide. A former Fox News weekend host just fired a four-star general with combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, replaced him with his own former assistant, and did it during a live war in which the next decision could put American soldiers on Iranian soil for the first time in history. No hearing was held. No misconduct cited. The Army woke up on April 3 with a new chief it did not choose, in a war it did not start, preparing for a phase the previous chief apparently could not be trusted to execute. The question is not why George was fired. Every general in the building knows why. The question is what order is coming in the next fourteen days that required removing the one man in the chain of command who might have said no. The war has no perimeter. The chain of command has no objectors. And the next phase has no one left to stop it. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

Commander of the Artemis II mission, Reid Wiseman: "This is the first time we have sent humans to the moon." Freudian slip? 🤔

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Brad Reese, the grandson of the founder of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, says he’s talked to workers at the Reese factory He says the ingredients have been changed and the new compounds are so bad, they are actually “gumming up the machinery” and making production lines close “Reese's no longer tastes like Reese's. Now I'm hearing from Hershey employees and they're validating everything. I'm saying's really interesting is the equipment at the Reese plant — which was the plant my father and my uncles built. Well, that plant is built for milk chocolate, and the compound coatings are gumming up the machinery. Oh goodness. So the production lines, the production lines are closing down. And when you've got a production line down, you're costing you millions of dollars” “So here they're using this cheap compound ingredient, okay to save a buck, but is causing their equipment to crash because that equipment is designed for milk chocolate” Hershey announced on April 1, 2026, that it will shift back to its “classic” milk chocolate and dark chocolate recipes starting in 2027 HOWEVR The changes affect a small portion (reported as about 3%) of the product line. Mainly newer, seasonal, shaped, mini, or specialized items Hershey’s claims their flagship products (standard Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and classic Hershey’s chocolate bars) have not changed according to the company (this is very clearly a lie, so who knows if they will revert back to the original recipes)

Exactly what DMT feels like:

Gay kids read thousands of books about straight characters, yet they still grow up gay. But y'all are worried if your son, Billy, reads just one book where a penguin has two dads, he is going to wake up the next day and ask Brad to prom.

Donald won’t like this running in Times Square. Sad.

Army Chief of Staff fired: THIS IS VERY BIG. Firing the Army Chief now, and replacing him with a loyalist, is preparation for orders the previous leadership might have slow-walked or resisted. When you fire a service chief mid-war with no stated cause, the real reason is almost certainly doctrinal disagreement — how the war is being fought. It should be noted that the US started bombing Iranian civilian infrastructure today (Iran's largest bridge). A career infantry officer like George, who ran the Army's transformation initiative, would have serious institutional opinions about the feasibility and cost of a ground operation in Iran. If he was pushing back — even through internal channels — that's exactly the kind of friction Hegseth would remove. The likely replacement is Gen. Christopher LaNeve, formerly Hegseth's own military aide — meaning Hegseth is installing a loyalist at the top of the Army during active combat operations against Iran. Hegseth has now fired over a dozen senior military officers, including Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Gen. C.Q. Brown, Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Lisa Franchetti, Air Force Vice Chief of Staff Gen. James Slife, and the head of the Defense Intelligence Agency Lt. Gen. Jeffrey Kruse. Bottom line: This is escalatory. The civilian leadership is systematically removing any institutional brake on military options — this is what the entire purge has been building toward. The George ouster happening simultaneously with Trump's "stone ages" speech is not coincidence. Expect the next two weeks to be the most kinetically intense phase of the war so far.

Maybe I'm just missing it, but why aren't Illinois fans talking shit the way they did the first time? They were talking like they already won before. Too fast. Too athletic. Too tough in the Big 10. Did a 30-0 run happen or something???? Weird.

BREAKING: People on X are sharing this Photo of Joe Biden with the hashtag #WeMissJoe

Alex Karaban’s 17 NCAA Tournament wins gives him as many as Providence has all time. He has more than: 16 - Seton Hall, Miami (FL), Texas A+M 15 - Arizona State, Oregon State 14 - Clemson, Minnesota, VCU 11 - UMass, Vanderbilt

He’s high as a fucking kite and behind the wheel. He could have killed someone. Who does he call to bail him out? Donald fucking Trump.

Little Johnny saw his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "Mommy, Mommy, I was at the playground and Daddy and...." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jack used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Your doctor can legally prescribe you something that takes 6 weeks to work, kills your sex drive, and requires 6 months to taper off. But a mushroom that works in 4 hours is Schedule I.

NEWS 🚨: Scientists engineer a single tobacco plant to produce five powerful psychedelics at once DMT, Psilocybin, Psilocin, 5‑MeO‑DMT & Bufotenin. Five psychedelics, one plant.

Ralph Kramden warned her 😂🤣

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