Jonathan Carbonell

@csydelko April fools

@mtgreenee April fools

This is my Covid protection 💪 #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain It’s time to #FireFauci

@shannonrwatts Tinker

My daughter and her girlfriend are adopting this two-year-old girl pup. Looking for suggestions of names that start with a hard “T” sound. 🐶

@Greedylion2 @jonathanurick @mjs_DC So we’re clear, I too hope trump loses. 😘

@Greedylion2 @jonathanurick @mjs_DC Lol ok

@Greedylion2 @jonathanurick @mjs_DC Lol ok

@Greedylion2 @jonathanurick @mjs_DC So you’re saying his response makes you more likely to vote for said shit covered children? I’m confused

@linadacunto @MarissaNovetsky @rpayne1956 @Acosta That’s a fourth the number of Americans that have died due to a ‘fake virus’

Trump is ranting about Hillary Clinton’s emails... less than four weeks before 2020 Election.

#PresidentialDebate2020 #KamalaHarrisVP

If not for this guy in this moment, why the hell does the 25th amendment exist?

@KamalaHarris Lol

Doug and I join Joe Biden and Dr. Biden in wishing President Trump and the First Lady a full and speedy recovery. We’re keeping them and the entire Trump family in our thoughts.

I've never gotten so many prayers from atheists in My life.

@washingtonpost But they were just being presidential! What gives?!

A whole class of Georgia state troopers was fired after cheating on an exam wapo.st/2GDkHxw

Attention CEOs: I'm one of you. In 2015 I made 33x more than our lowest-paid employee. I took a big pay cut & raised our minimum wage to $70k. Now our top exec makes 4x more than our lowest-paid employee. In that span, our business tripled. Amazing what happy employees can do.

Trump’s Presidency in Numbers — 15,413 lies & misleading claims — 5,400 children separated — 4,600 dead in Puerto Rico — 215 criminal indictments — 26 Russians indicted — 25 sexual assault allegations — 6 Trump advisors guilty — 2 articles of impeachment — 1 Impeached President

Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

@slexyman Nice work, man.

@slexyman Bravo. Thanks for sharing. 🤙🏻

Go away, Joseph

There is no state in the country where support for banning abortion reaches even 25 percent. (Data for Progress analysis of the 2016 Cooperative Congressional Election Studies)