Jacob

@TomainoSauce @piggyboy2237 Bruh I got shot in the back by 3 gang members last night and was about to go under surgery when I woke up. When I say fuqn SHOOK

@alli0806 100% survival rate in children

@bloodandpatron I’m very curious

absolutely scared the fuck out of me. no more acid for a long time lol

let’s just say i had an extremely frightening acid trip last night

Getting money is a game. So win.

When the problem asks you what the problem is

@bloodandpatron Can you wipe your own ass though?

and u guys won’t have to worry about a thing

i’m gonna be the president one day mark my words

She told me she was at home alone 😪😪

@ZachyPorts There’s a warm place in hell for anyone who pickles a fuqn watermelon

@mygovname @bloodandpatron I’m so fuqn dead, “they definitely have trucks over here”

@bloodandpatron Bro they definitely have trucks over their

do they even have trucks in asia

I don’t remember this episode of Drake and Josh???

😂😂😂

I thought it was an eagle but it was just a falcon

All I need is 27 seconds

Lil Peep - Star Shopping

Imagine taking a nap on the titanic and waking up to this

@bloodandpatron Gettin that bittersweet 11 mpg

@bloodandpatron Damn straight

the whole clique in navigators

Nothin in my tummy but some IPA’s

@bloodandpatron Gotta stop beating the snake for a little big man

my biceps are getting out of control. anyone know a good product to slow down muscle growth?