Jonny
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Hello this is Simon coopers mother
Bairdric@Bairdric1
I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…
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@sneckertheidiot @PNEPolice Worst thing about going down is seeing that video twice a year
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@sneckertheidiot Wouldn’t need the pole, struggles to get out of his chair as it is #fatshit
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@sneckertheidiot Not taking Dave he’d eat the spade n’all the fat old shit
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@JTurpin94 when is Dave taking ya for a shovel of breakfast #fatOldShit
Max and Paddy Quotes@maxandpaddyline
The plates weren’t plates, they were spades!
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Danny Rose meeting with Ryan Mason ahead of the League Cup final.
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'We're shut. I said we're shut pet!'
Oh no you're not! Get that fooking cooker on!
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Every other journalist in the country should abandon all hope of winning scoop of the year
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