HALF MAN HALF A MBECILE

@BobbyMarks42 @jack Trade all your future passwords for three old ones.

@JohnnyGiunta_ @EvanDrellich Pics

@EvanDrellich I soak for all Americans when I say We would love to have him back!

Mark DeRosa on managing Team USA: ‘It would be 100 percent yes to do it again’ nytimes.com/athletic/71276…

@iamrahstradamus Literally the opposite

I feel like so many fans of the Ringer pods love Bill and hate watch the rest of us. Reading the comments on Spotify and Youtube are honestly depressing. Can't tell you how many times I've read someone saying I had the dumbest take of all time & then it ends up being right (like Panthers +1800 to win the Division & Bears +900 to win the Division).

@Alden_Gonzalez @kminuswalk I think a link to the full rosters would have been easy to imbed for those who like to see which random country certain players have heritage from.

@kminuswalk 600 players will play in the WBC. you want just a list of 600 players, with no information, no context and no nuance? that’s why intellect is dying.

The WBC rosters — who’s in and who’s not … espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

@MarcoGlo_ Still rigged?

Colorado will just run the clock down no FG or TD it’s over. This is complete BS happens way too much. No computer or Vegas bookies are getting these spreads this close this many times. There’s too many different factors in a game that would sway things. #rigged #SportsBets

@alltheway07 @BoardGeniuses Helluva beard then

Carson Beck only chose #Miami for the women. Hopefully it’s not a distraction got him to perform in front of them.

@realjordan_M @MaizenBrew He ate the burger

@MaizenBrew Ratted him out? They weren’t in on a bank heist together. Harbaugh and the UM program was blatantly cheating. Why wouldn’t a kid on OSU not let someone know?

Alternate tweet: The kid that ratted out Jim Harbaugh to the NCAA and never beat Michigan has entered the transfer portal.

@GW8387 @MaizenBrew Didn’t cheat very well this year

@MaizenBrew If there wasn’t massive fraud and cheating going on at Michigan…since Harbaugh was 0-7 against Urban….there wouldn’t be any “ratting out” needed. You mad? “Never beat Michigan”…..because they were cheating. Wow..the delusion and narcissism of “Michigan Men” is off the charts.

@operative007 @POTUS Keep Texans in Texas?

I have been continually briefed since early this morning regarding the horrific incident that occurred in New Orleans overnight. The FBI is taking the lead in the investigation and is investigating this incident as an act of terrorism. I will continue to receive updates throughout the day, and I will have more to say as we have further information to share. My heart goes out to the victims and their families who were simply trying to celebrate the holiday. There is no justification for violence of any kind, and we will not tolerate any attack on any of our nation's communities.

@DurfeeJared @Jared_Carrabis What are their names

@Jared_Carrabis Carrabis.....WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS TEAM DONE????? You're not the only one with "ties" to a franchise. I have friends VERY high up with Mookies team. Henry and Co don't give a FUCK about this team or city anymore.......Rocket!

Don’t even THINK about trying to trade for this guy. You can’t have him. @Orioles @BlueJays @Yankees @Royals @tigers @Twins @whitesox @astros @Mariners @Rangers @Athletics @Angels @Phillies @Braves @Mets @Nationals @Brewers @Padres @Cubs @Reds @Rockies

@WVWeatherCams @RadioFreeTom @elonmusk Known complexion king, Elon

Same

This goes too hard

I can confirm that the Colorado Rockies are indeed OUT in regards to the Juan Soto chase, but not for the reasons you'd expect

this didnt work???

“Imagine” is a much better option than checking the box score

Freddie Gibbs' narrating the story of Michael Jackson's return to Gary, Indiana 😭 (2013)

Congrats OG, well deserved

@JonesOnTheNBA But no real clarity anywhere from Disney on what a “viewer” is or what the stream quality was like.

@JonesOnTheNBA Cricket and League of Legends all doing 30mm+

I love how Netflix servers became a meme because they had some hiccups handling SIXTY FIVE MILLION people all streaming the same event at the same time. There’s never been any streaming platform ever tasked with streaming even a half of that. Most before was maybe 20 million.

@JonesOnTheNBA 2023 Final hit 59mm on Disney+ Hotstar

There’s a cricket streaming event that’s been streamed on the same platform by 65 million people concurrently?