Jeff Vayda

@MuffInsider @MFHockeyClub Idk where these outrageous rumors, start, but they’re absolutely…..TRUE. Ty to the MF med staff. Eggs still remain. But keep calm, and muffin on.

Sources say the bizarre @MFHockeyClub roster problems involved @JVayda34 eating a chalupa that had a spider hidden in the the shell & when he ate it, the spider laid eggs in his throat/jaw. Dr. Aggie performed emergency surgery & the goalie is cleared to start today.

@MFHockeyClub @Wolf_Stansson39 6-1 fyi

#MuffinFarmers advance with 6-2 victory over Lame Brain. Harkins, Trombetta, Lapresti, Panucci, and @Wolf_Stansson39 (2) put in goals. Championship game is next Sunday August 8th. Time and opponent TBD. #ThePromiseHasBeenMade #PointOfNoReturn #FarmOn #OneMoreRoadToCross

@MarkMaddenX The Godfather! Now get the hell outta here!

@MarkMaddenX quick fyi Crosby did do a lacrosse style goal in the Q. Game was 7-1 Rimouski i think and he got a lot of flak for it...hasnt done it since i believe

Just sitting watching Murray like.....

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. yang2020.com/rules

@penguins thx for playing at intermission! Better late than never! #pensdj twitter.com/jvayda34/statu…

#BlackFriday might be over but the #MuffinFarmers still want you to save. There are 3 players in the #HuckArmy and @chunkinaround2 scored 3 goals last game. Use the code #HuckArmy at checkout to save 33% in our online store. #HuckEra #FarmOn

@MarkMaddenX MM - as promised, a picture of the Eagles Nest. LETS GO PENS! #nobodyhome

Chicago 2015 - highlights the best food and beer the average cub fan can find! @portilloshotdog @oldstylebeer youtube.com/watch?v=k1DEFo…

@Cubs Dont quit boys! Do it for Cupguy!

@OldStyleChicago Beyond Beautiful! LETS GO CUBS!

Bleacher party planned for Aug23 vs ATL. GIT_R_DUN @JessicaV @ZachSkulte @Nick_DiCosola @MikeNieds

Wrigley bleachers just wont be the same anymore……#cupon twitter.com/Nick_DiCosola/…

Hey @penguins

@JVayda34 here you go "@jtbourne: This Vine of Tarasenko curling in for a stretch is pretty wicked. vine.co/v/O3KHmn7PdKA"

@MarkMaddenX answer to your question....GM Brian Burke

@MarkMaddenX why wasnt that fat pos byfuglien thrown out of game last night? dirtiest play all night. Whatd downie say/do to be thrown out?

@davis_chaz @AP @finkrl28 still waiting for fink to pick me up at 215 south college street

@PensZamboni ICING is postgame code....just guessed it and it worked