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A dream come true #MarriageIn4Words

Super Bowl Sunday: I'm so old that when I heard Bad Bunny is doing the #SuperBowl Halftime Show, all I could think was I hope that stinker does What's Opera, Doc?.

Art in its highest form. #GDTBATH Go Tar Heels!

@atrupar Irony just died for like the 4 millionth time this year.

Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences that come from those choices"

Regarding that National Anthem: #AFCChampionship @NFL on CBS 🏈

Police have just announced they have apprehended the suspects alleged to be responsible for this weekend's massive snow and ice storm. The department released a statement saying this had to be done because "they're too much." #WinterStorm

Well at least we won't have to spend years guessing who the Epstein Files' Deep Throat is.

Live look at ABC/ESPN's montage of UConn's Geno Auriemma:

Me: I would never base my emotional state on whether a sports team wins or loses... <Duke chokes and loses> Me:

#NCAATournament #finalfour2025 Duke (Dook) Flagg Choke

@DorsetQuarryGal Thanks sweetie...65 and loving it!

@atrupar Circular logic is circular.

KEILAR: Why don't you want to investigate? REP. BRIAN MAST: If they start deleting 30,000 emails off their personal server-- KEILAR: These texts are set to delete MAST: They're not going out there trying to delete something while they're under investigation KEILAR: You're not investigating them MAST: They're not trying to delete something KEILAR: How do you know? MAST: That's what's required KEILAR: That's what was required of Hillary Clinton. There's a difference between it being required and it actually happening

@JustWilliams_65 Refs biased? PF: WV 22 UNC 20 FTA: WV 23 UNC 22 So nope. Why WV lost: Total FG made: WV 13/54 UNC 20/55 Total 3PT: WV 2/21 UNC 3/15 TO: WV 16 UNC 17 REB: WV 35 UNC 41 WV is a great defensive team but UNC was simply better offensively and defensively.

These refs suck! Awful having to play on the road and not at a neutral site

The Chesapeake Oyster Catchers image is nice but I felt it was missing a little something so I added a pink dildo and now I like it better.

If Robert Morris were to pull off the upset of Alabama I bet they will never have to play in Morris Robert uniforms again.

Live look at the Robert Morris Colonels taking on Alabama:

"You’ll never be criticized by someone who is doing more than you. You’ll always be criticized by someone doing less. Remember that." - Denzel Washington

North Carolina walking into the next round like

People: North Carolina does not belong in the NCAA Tournament. North Carolina: ***Bonus info: San Diego State beat #1 seed Houston 73-70 in OT this season.

“Lanie Grant is a DAWG.” Alyssa Ustby gives Lanie Grant her flowers 💐 @uncwbb

Daylight Savings Time starts next Sunday and I bet all you people who gave me a hard time for not setting my clocks back last fall are gonna feel really stupid on that day.