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Saw some clown influencer make a blanket statement that a Smith machine squat is superior to a barbell back squat. The fitness industry is an absolute joke, glad I got out when I did.

@ScottHanson Get ready to tell some knock knock jokes week 12

All politics - & Schedule Releases - are local. So here are your RedZone early/late window splits…

@TheFranchiseQB @ZacStevensDNVR Well in this reality they were a dumpster fire last season and this season won’t be much better.

@JWeb777 @ZacStevensDNVR As bad as they were playing, I still believe that if Mahomes doesn’t wreck his knee they win out, make the playoffs and plow through that pathetic AFC field, winning their 5th SB.

If you consider the Chiefs a playoff team, then the Broncos are the first team in NFL history to have their first 6 games of the season against playoff teams from the year before. Unbelievably tough start for Denver.

@Jaden_Lewis29 A young Quinn Snyder coked out of his mind

Dec. 3, 2001. Last time #Mizzou played St. Louis.

Trevor Lawrence giving off Ellen DeGeneres on steroids vibes

@selfdrivenajb @ZacStevensDNVR Go play in traffic dumbass

@JWeb777 @ZacStevensDNVR RESPECT GREATNESS bitch .

@selfdrivenajb @ZacStevensDNVR The Chiefs didn’t make the playoffs last season you fucking moron.

@JWeb777 @ZacStevensDNVR They an playoff team are you on fucking crack ?

@AdamSchefter @Raiders The Kohl’s trips those two will go on are going to be epic

Kirk Cousins and Fernando Mendoza, courtesy of the @Raiders:

@MySportsUpdate That’s 4 too many for the Vikings and Steelers

Amount of primetime games by NFL team: 7: LAR 6: GB, KC, BUF, SEA 5: DAL, PHI, CHI, NE, SF 4: MIN, NYG, PIT, BAL, DET, HOU, WSH 3: JAX, DEN, CIN, ATL, CAR, LAC, TB 2: IND 1: NO, CLE 0: NYJ, ARZ, TEN, MIA, LV Reminder: Primetime for the NFL = game at night.

This has to be crossing a line.

@byanruckley @Patriots @tkyles39 Reading is hard

@Patriots @tkyles39 4 away games off the rip is brutal.

Enjoy your ride 🎟️

Canadiens Sabres u5.5 bettors

@JoeDellera It’s amazing how upset all these people got off of one innocuous tweet.

@GoldenKnightGFX A lot of the accounts on here disrespecting him are run by kids who weren't even alive when he was in his prime.

Kobe Bryant gets way too much disrespect on this app.

I bussed tables at a Mexican restaurant my senior year of high school. After the Friday night shifts one of the servers would buy us a case of beer and a bottle of jack. Great memories were made on those nights.

Excuse me how many calories?

@TJDMCR I think that flight is only a few hours not 5 days

Bills travel to Texans, then have 5 days to fly home to Buffalo and face the Lions. That's brutal.

The worst part about engagement being monetized is that it’s tougher to tell who on here is actually a moron and who is playing the part for Elon bucks.

@BarstoolNate You’re in no position to be calling someone ugly little guy.

As you guys know I’m usually a nerd about this sort of thing but the Bonus Bet Police are way off almost all the time when it comes to $10k free bets. Optimal to Ugly Joe is not the same as optimal for Beersy. Most people get way more happiness out of betting the over and collecting $9k than betting what Ugly Joe would call “optimal” and losing. Real $9k is much prettier and buys way more beer than hypothetical “optimal” money. Add in how he got the free bet (not by losing but by winning a contest) and the fact he had another $10k on a long shot and it seems more than optimal. The Bonus Bet Police drive me INSANE.