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Justin A. Lias

@JWorkmanSez

...if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Katılım Temmuz 2014
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Big J & The H Bombs 🪚😎🎸
Big J & The H Bombs 🪚😎🎸@BigJTheHBombs1·
I'm a busted & hard-worn work in progress. Done amazing things & stupid things, but I'm so grateful for my life, the people around me, & the opportunities on the road ahead of me. Wouldn't want to be anyone else. Happy Independence Day. youtu.be/7amGtuoucnk
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@Eazy_EI Huh. I know it’s been a while since I’ve been to mass, but Catholic service seems to have changed a bit more than “and with your spirit” during my absence. @aelfred_D @bardolator
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Dolly Marlowe 💋
Dolly Marlowe 💋@DollyMarlowe·
What exactly are cicadas doing underground for 17 years?! Like, their actual itinerary
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Gabby Hayes@RealGabbyHayes·
🎱Magic 8-Ball, Will I get a great job at a Dude Ranch?
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@RealGabbyHayes listening to baby crows in our neighborhood. They don’t say “caw!” They say “pehhh” and “mehhhhh!” Kinda reminds me of a high pitched Edward G. Robinson.
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@PendantCody I think you might have found a replacement for the screamin’ donkey for your remake of Hee Haw!
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@PendantCody @vandoliers My Poison Ivy lost the battle with me. Yeah, well there’s all those California wildfires I started, but no Poison Ivy.
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Vandoliers
Vandoliers@vandoliers·
How long did your battle with poison ivy last?
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Gabby Hayes
Gabby Hayes@RealGabbyHayes·
Henry Cavill as Superman really pisses me off.
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@SethJonesTX I absolutely hear a song in this. Jr. Brown style low voice honky tonk.
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@MADM_MM Going on 22 years. We just treat each-other like all adults should …and act silly together like kids should.
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LGR🏒⛸️
LGR🏒⛸️@MADM_MM·
who is in a happy healthy relationship/marriage and what’s your secret to success??
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@PendantCody I come up w/ ideas drunk, but turn them into something listenable/relatable sober.
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@TheKCHughes It’s OK to say “Nipples” in public, but “Tits” is for back behind the barn.
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KC Hughes
KC Hughes@TheKCHughes·
Serious question here..... If I'm jamming some rap music and the "N" word comes accross....can I sing that part?
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It’s crazy that I get to travel around the country and do this. Thankful for the ability to live this life.
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Justin A. Lias@JWorkmanSez·
@SvenTystnad F’n “Little Sprout” punk needs to put down the vidya games and get out there and cut back them weeds.
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Max von Side-Eye
Max von Side-Eye@SvenTystnad·
I swear this Green Giant used to be bigger? 🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️✅
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