Japheth Ebo Arkison

@Joshua__Ubeku When you're counting sinners do you count the devil?

Why is it that football fans celebrate other players' assists but not Messi’s?

@Wizarab10 You think she flew you to Dubai because she likes how you exist and breathe

This babe flew me to Dubai for 3 nights. Because I refused to have sex with her, she abandoned me there without booking my return ticket. We did not discuss sex before travelling. I thought she just wanted to dwell in my presence. Now I'm stranded.

@chiisom_a Foolish is what the latter is

what is this new trend of boys pretending to be girls😭 it’s so foolish

@undefeatedkrish @Wizarab10 Broke babes and anger issues

@Wizarab10 just imagine the insult, cause of ordinary 5k. 😭

I want a woman that will spend all her money on me and not be sexually attracted to me.

@thewatersideboi Most women will settle down with any man they can get when they are out of their prime whilst most men won't settle down with a woman they don't like

Most men will sleep with any woman they can get, while most women won’t sleep with men they don’t genuinely like. Know the difference!

@temmie_lizza All girls will have a problem with your view

Dating doesn’t mean my boyfriend has to take care of my bills. That role belongs to my parents. i think all girls should see it this way.

@hy_wemmy A key that opens many locks is a master key

I have never met a man stingy with his body…..y’all so easy.

@the_marcoliboy More like La Fraudista

This O Reily guy is good, after Foden, Cole Palmer and him i can boldly say the City academy is the best in the world after La Fabrica

@slow_kobby @stepphhyy_ You mean live

@stepphhyy_ You all leave in houses with concreted and tiled floors, no trees or grass or whatsoever and still complain of heat and flooding .

Right now Ghana doesn’t have ozone layer or what?

@thebigdammy How much for a hattrick

who??

@OluchyyRaregem 90% of women too are not as beautiful Not to be rude

not to be rude but 90% of men will never bag a woman this beautiful… so how did carter efe even manage to do it in the first place? 😭 that might genuinely be the biggest achievement of his life.

@Nccbella It's 110% including ancestors

80% of men initially get into a relationship just for s*x

@thebigdammy Gimme that yansh ago carry "This yansh times 4"

this yansh or. that yansh?

@Thebiglade The bank account with only the first deposit

what's worse than an empty BANK account ??

@Ms_Logical Try being a man for a day

Sex goes with feelings,You can't have sex with a person you don't love❤️

@AfiaDimple_ @MaziChubby @silverpenydr Strategic

@MaziChubby @silverpenydr That’s nonsense 😂

80% of women will rather look for a new man who doesn’t know about their bad character than working on themselves to change their bad character.

@big_yemm Not for science students

Can we admit that these buttons are useless on calculators ?

@GrizzinLuv Men will only get angry if women say no sex

Why do men get angry when women say they don’t want to get married? 😭

@NMarawule Let's ask the feminists

So you guys want to marry a woman who works, comes back home cook, clean, take care of the kids and service you in bed and also help u pay the bills😳😳?

@TwoTerty__ What did Vitinha himself see to say Predi is better

What did Barcelona see to say that Pedri is better than Vitinha ?