Jason Appleton

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/caroline

googl.adultgalls.com/concepcion Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

googl.adultgalls.com/mitchell Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. shorturl.xaijo.com/polly

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade bitly.xaijo.com/tania

Ceilings were just ambitious walls. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/meredith

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? shorturl.xaijo.com/rebecca

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/antonia I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them

shorturl.xaijo.com/karyn No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems.

When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV. shorturl.xaijo.com/gilda

Friday is just Monday with tits. shorturl.xaijo.com/cecelia

At 26 Steven Spielberg made Jaws by himself. I'm 25 and still haven't made dinner by myself. shorturl.xaijo.com/ilene

shorturl.xaijo.com/lela Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle.

@J_Dog_Style is no more, I am now @JasonAppletoon which makes me sound less like a gay porn star.

Can't make the game or brave the cold? Swing by Banter afterwards to celebrate the win or drown some sorrows....

RT“@Rob_Hardie85: Off to Leeds tomorrow for some drinking, music, banter, mud and good times #Festival” woohooo!

all the idiot kids of London have decided to go and play 'Kidulthood', 'Adulthood','enter random gangster film here' #theyallthinktheremint

@Rob_Hardie85 Cant believe we live in a country with people who have the urge to do something like that.most are just kids.Future?#Helmets

@Joey7Barton looks more like a Morrissey to me.

@dannysimpson12 makes a change from the pitch though eh! Haha. Love you really Danny. X