Jason Dyer

@JeremyBranham He’s just been incredibly lucky… Isn’t that how we do stats now? (This is sarcasm)

Spencer Ace-ighetti is one win off the AL lead. 😂

@JeremyBranham He’s clearly stolen Yordan’s mojo. Another sacrificial injury is required.

Brice Matthews has reached base safely in six straight games. He’s slashing .375/.407/.667 in that stretch with a K% under 30%.

Sick. World Series bound… Probably.

@SleeperAstros He was so obviously safe. But it’s New York, so here we are.

They’re probably going to say Yordan is out here but there is absolutely no way the ump should’ve called him out in real time from that position. That is awful

Once again, challenges being in New York is a detriment to the Astros

Waiter: "Be careful, Spaghetti is very hot."

Christian Walker has been amazing since he signed my hat and I got a picture with him in West Palm Beach. Y’all are welcome.

I wanna know why Houston fans let these trash Yankee fans call Altuve cheater loud enough to be heard on TV.

@CurtisDavis @SleeperAstros Oh… So, we’re not using career stats anymore? Literally everyone (except trammel and his 28 ABs) has an OPS beneath that and they’re being carried by Yordan’s 1.219, who should never touch the outfield. Cam, sub .700, Lope, .711, Meyers, sub .700

The guys I mentioned have a combined OPS of .848 Here are the other teams outfield OPS • ARI: .717 • ATL: .789 • BAL: .725 • BOS: .667 • CHC: .792 • CHW: .701 • CIN: .682 • CLE: .702 • COL: .717 • DET: .736 • LAA: .717 • LAD: .830 • MIA: .731 • MIL: .679 • MIN: .704 • NYM: .636 • NYY: .765 • PHI: .667 • PIT: .710 • SDP: .684 • SEA: .702 • SFG: .663 • STL: .713 • TBR: .725 • TEX: .703 • TOR: .705 • WSN: .731

Is it time?

@CurtisDavis @SleeperAstros Holy hell…

@J_Dyer10 @SleeperAstros Cam, Myers, Alvarez, trammel, Loperfido make one of the best hitting outfields in the majors you clown

@CurtisDavis @SleeperAstros Most teams definitely need to reassign every rookie to new positions because of an absurd infield surplus and lack of legitimate outfield depth (which forced Cam and Bryce up too soon), have one pitcher who is a sure thing, and one legitimate LHB. But yes, we’re so dumb.

@J_Dyer10 @SleeperAstros You people always say this dumb shit. This pitching staff are all having their worst starts ever. If they were sticking to their career averages we would have the best record in the league. Stop and think before you say this shit.

@michaelschwab13 If they’re not competitive come trade season, they have to. Correa and Altuve are the only ones you don’t move. MAYBE Cam. Everyone else is on the table.

And for the record… No, never trade Yordan. Never. Shut up.

Everyone: “FIRE Espada! Why doesn’t he lift these pitchers sooner!?” Espada going through 3 pitchers in one inning: “literally nothing works.”

Let’s not forget that Imai is till on the IL for being sad.

So… Can we do pitchers like they do race horses..?

@annoyingastros At least someone knows what’s up

We need a healthy Joey Loperfido and we need him Now

They have. Espada is just trying to save the bullpen tonight

We seriously letting Jizzholm work us like this?

Reviews taking place in New York will never favor the Astros. These dudes need to be based in Montana or some shit.