Jeff

I've come to realize that most of my daily sayings and comebacks are from four maybe fif Chappelle Show episodes. @DaveChappelle

The Hawk

@Wendys Real moms like mine dont use Twitter/X, but they do scarf down baconators! #NecklaceWorthy

The necklace of every mom’s dreams is here. Tag a mom and tell us why she deserves one below and we might just surprise a few ❤️

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR? Yup!!!!! Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

@bfsrocks @ballyhoorocks @thercwofficial Nice! @SummitDen will be a great show!! See you in Denver boys!

September is for the friends. We’re hitting the road for the Hey! Let’s Be Friends tour with our besties @ballyhoorocks and @thercwofficial. We've got the songs, they've got the vibes! Pre-sale is officially OPEN. bowlingforsoup.com

Who wants a draft hat? 👀 Repost for the chance to win!

@obvious_shirts Wiz of the Emerald City!

LET’S GO!

@MLB @Gatorade Yes please!

Wrigleyville, this one’s calling your name 👀 We are giving away a signed Pete Crow-Armstrong bat just for you! Repost and reply for a chance to win!

NEWS 🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now reporting a horrible smell coming from their toilet.

@bfsrocks Cabo! Wanna do an impromptu concert at Cabo Wabo next week? I'm sure @sammyhagar would approve!

SPRING BREAK STARTS NOW! HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE! WHATS EVERYONE GETTING INTO THIS WEEKEND? 👀

"We started some discussions with [Trey Hendrickson] and his agent thinking that potentially we have two pass rushers on the defensive line." — Ravens GM Eric DeCosta had ambitions of pairing Maxx Crosby and Trey Hendrickson together 🤯

I know I’m in the minority here, but I LOVE the alternate blues with the home pinstripes. #Cubs

@ZakkWyldeBLS SLC trip next, see you at The Union!

ALMIGHTY BLACK LABEL!!! STRONGER THAN DEATH/BLESSED SUNDAY TO ALL!!! tBLSt SDMF

@bfsrocks When are you guys gonna headline or co-headline a tour... wanna here more than 8-9 songs!

Chat… are we running it back?? Round two of the “Bigger Than You Think” tour is happening and we’re getting back out there with Simple Plan and 3OH!3 like we didn’t just survive this once already. Tickets + VIP are live. BowlingForSoup.com

@obvious_shirts Chicagoland Bears!

Felt cute, will delete later.

@obvious_shirts Nice Jordan pogs and slammer... Try explaining those nowadays haha

My mom found a box labeled “Joe’s Time Capsule - 1999” in her attic and sent me this. A PIECE OF COAL FROM THE TITANIC!?!?

@ThatEricAlper Greatest American Hero

What TV show has the most recognizable first few seconds of a theme song?

i am currently all in on the canada cheating during curling controversy

valentines date idea: we watch the olympics & learn everything there is to know about curling

@obvious_shirts Old Styles in the dugout!!!

I say yes, and I don’t care. Yes. Absolutely yes.