Jesse Hanselman

When @Deere_Salesman calls and reminds you your lease will be up on March 15th but you still have hours to burn.

@billionare81 Dang were you out cleaning in one of our sheds that dad has stocked with “things we may need” been working on clean up for years as well.

Why, on God’s green earth, would someone save the just the tape from tape measure??? 🤦🏻‍♂️

When your conversation with the coop goes “I can’t really tell if it’s dry enough to spray because the ground is still froze from last night” does that mean maybe it needs to wait a day? #plant22 #AgTwitter

Hey #AgTwitter do you guys have any suggestions for cameras to mount on a planter other than cab cam? Thinking in furrow look and behind might be nice when pushing it this year. Would be running through the gen 4 on a Deere tractor I believe it has 4 total inputs available.

Did someone happen to tell Mother Nature to “blow me?” Because I think she took it literally. #WIndy

@Deere_Salesman You can tell the temperament of the customer by the first few words. Hey I was wondering = pretty calm. Sorry to bother, but = starting to get revved up. Any combination of cuss words = you are about to have a bad day.

It’s the time of year where every call on the weekend begins with “Sorry to bother you but” You don’t have to apologize guys. I know what I signed up for.

Man....I could really go for some ramen right now....said no one ever...#IWould

Thanks goodness it's America's birthday this week. A whole week of work sounds miserable! #bojibound

Just heard a hockey commentator say the term pussyfoot around twice in a sentence....can you do that?! #stanleycup

@JoeyCarroll87 did you look everywhere in the no seasons room??

There are only 3 temp settings on my heated tractor seat. #firstworldproblems #farmerproblems

The sound of bullfrogs and tractors on a calm spring night... #thatswhatcountryis

@_laiNaB_ bowling alley makes a mean tenderloin. #cloggedarteries

Birds are up tweetin....that can't be good.

Nothing says spring like the smell of Treflan in the air. #countrymusk

The paint on my new tractor is too shiny and is reflecting the sun in my eyes. #firstworldproblems #farmerproblems

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you forget to bring your smartphone into the bathroom and end up reading the back of the hand-soap bottle @hobart_m

@JoeyCarroll87 when your awesome everyone might as well know it! #suckit

@JoeyCarroll87 remember when we used to drunk dial people and get upset if they answered because we couldn't leave drunk voicemails?

@_laiNaB_ @coylelindsay @cassie_carroll @miranda_shipman @calvatronhefty @packard_michael name the time