JOC

got a spongebob addiction, they put me in the squid ward.

betty white's beloved california home: hey can i ask you a question $8M: sure, what is it? home: trib dot al slash ZSu4aCE?

JERY SEINFELD: whats the deal with airplane peanuts oh no [CEO OF AMERICAN AIRLINES STARTS MARCHING TOWARD STAGE]

It turns out it was staged. I've reverse Google image searched him and the guy who punched Chris Rock is a professional actor.

Hotel air conditioners are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

Yeah just put your keys on the Jable

mfs copped a molecule of gas

My oil painting of a PBJ & glass of Milk

SpongeBob episodes be silly as hell then have one shot like this

IS THAT FUCKIN DOUG DIMMADOME? OWNER OF THE DIMSDALE DIMMADOME?

Look at him. Absolutely lost in the sauce

okay last one I’m sorry

Me on Netflix

the key to atlantis

I can’t stop looking at this

“Fantabulous, now we're rocking and rolling.” -the spectrum guy after I confirmed my phone number

moms be like "this stays between us" then tell everyone at the next family gathering

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on 2 pieces of wood, sliding downhill IN a piece of wood. All amazing.