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Katılım Aralık 2010
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@mollyburky Like watching a caterpillar become a butterfly :)
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Molly Burke@mollyburky·
we received your order! here's your order confirmation! your order is getting ready to ship! your order just shipped! your order is on the way! package is out for delivery! it'll be delivered today! your order was just delivered!!!!!!!!!🎉 did you receive it? review your order!!!
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I have told this joke at every pride show I’ve been booked on out of spite
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lucy@lucybno·
Happy pride- I have a joke about how polyamory reminds me of a Greek curse where sure, you can date and sleep with whoever you want, but the catch is the only people in your dating pool are the most unfuckable people you’ve ever seen and boy does every queer crowd hate it
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lucy@lucybno·
There’s this one bathroom at work that no one uses because every time it rains these big fat cockroaches come up through the drain. My coworkers and I never talk about Cockroach Bathroom but we have all silently agreed that it does not belong to us anymore.
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@garrrish Anything goes at the airport
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gare de guerre@garrrish·
there’s a woman eating a pizza out of the box with ranch dipping sauce while standing waiting in line to board our plane… family size bag of Cheetos peaking out of her purse… why would anyone want to be seen this way in public?
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lucy@lucybno·
Never met a girl whose trash was not full to the brim
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lucy@lucybno·
Friday morning after NYD’s karaoke night
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lucy@lucybno·
Every time I don’t wear make up to work my boss asks me if I have been crying and I am really stupid for saying no each time bc I should be using it as a way to go home early
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lucy@lucybno·
I’m obsessed with the rva queer exchange fb group. Someone just made a call out post saying you’re not supporting BIPOC members if you criticize someone selling a broken TV for $80. Another lady let a homeless woman into her house and accused her of gaslighting. 10/10 content
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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_·
The brilliant @lucybno is doing 30 min tomorrow at Ipanema.
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lucy@lucybno·
@garrrish Campaign staffer and congressional candidate who secretly make out when they’re drunk out scoping out the floor of the RNC
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gare de guerre@garrrish·
twink death is a terrible thing
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lucy@lucybno·
Well twitter, it’s been a fun ride but I think it is my time to get off
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lucy@lucybno·
Why does an adult man have a gif of a cartoon plane in his work email signature
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lucy@lucybno·
Jody keeps confusing ‘the last of us’ with ‘this is us’ and is using them both interchangeably or calling it ‘this is the last of us’
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lucy@lucybno·
Was talking to a builder who was very pissed off at me for something that was completely his fault and I guess he had me on speaker phone in front of some of his employees because when I said “I bet you are a joy to work for” I heard laughter in the background and he hung up
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lucy@lucybno·
@francescalyn “Who’s dating we dating here?”
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Francesca Lyn@francescalyn·
Should this eulogy have crowdwork?
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lucy@lucybno·
Pov you are a tasty treat
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