James Patterson

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

@Jesss_Chels Hope Kels is alright!

Today my daughter was at the park, she saw a girl collapse. Went over to her and the girl was having a seizure, she then stopped breathing! Luckily a passer by helped and had to perform CPR on this girl until the ambulance arrived! I’ve now trained my daughter on CPR

@talkSPORT @Ethan_John

😡 "I'm embarrassed to be a Spurs fan." 😤 "I hope we get pumped, because the board might do something for once and sack him!" Jamie O'Hara lost it at half time of Atletico Madrid v Tottenham... 🔥 🍿

The traitors 😤

That shot. That scream. That night.

Cundy was all of us. 😅 You can listen to Ben and Jason every matchday, only on the Chelsea Official App! 🎙️🔉

Any spares for Saturday v Liverpool, but must be in East Lower North as son is a mascot! Just need one for daughter to sit with us, thanks

Some boy 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

Rattled the lot of em 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

@Sonny_MUFC Mate you’ve drunk too much, we ain’t doing shit.

The thought of them coming back second half and that twat from Argentina grabbing a late winner is devastating

Come on you blue boyysssss

@Jesss_Chels The airport

Who has been to Sharm el sheik ? If so which area would you recommend staying ?

@Jesss_Chels a bit excessive buying a new shower and a lounge?

Feeling sorry for myself so bought some new pjs, shower, face mask, hot water bottle and lounge on the sofa for the evening 🥰

We hate starmer Chelsea

People still call us Chelski 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Ladies and gentlemen: Estevao Willian 🖤 #CFC | #WHUCHE

@RichieDow90 🤣🤣🤣

Always said Eze’s future depends on if we want him or not. It’s a different kind of knock.

@cfcjulian @NickTooze1 Photo ID and login prior to going into the VWR to prevent multiple windows.

Ticket system joke £120 spent on 2 memberships to get absolutely fark all for it

@RichieDow90 North London is full of bottle jobs.

Throw away a 2 goal lead. Throw away the advantage in the shoot out. Spursy.

My football club 😅🔵🔵