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Andor is the best thing we've seen from Star Wars since Empire and y'all are acting like it's a Jar Jar spin off series...
If they cancel S2 because you are all busy watching elves and dragons so help me god I will personally come to your homes and smash your TVs with a hammer.
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My son's soccer league told me they needed assistant coaches, so I signed up.
They assigned me as the head coach. Of a soccer team. A sport I haven't played since I was 12.
Bout to bring some big Ted Lasso energy to this season.
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@josh_conrad I never tweet, but I wanted you to know that you let me down with this performance.
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@aaronwatson86 All the Captain Americas are rough…I’ve never been a Marvel fan, but the shows are won me over. Loki is amazing.
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@J_Roll1 I'm a fan of Homecoming and Guardians 1 as well. And the first half of Black Panther. This week I've watched Thor, all three Captain America, and Ant Man. Can't say I've enjoyed any. Maybe some of Winter Soldier.
I haven't seen Thor 2, Dr. Strange or Ant Man 2. Or the shows.
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This week I've been watching the MCU movies I missed and I have to tell you... these Disney folks are robbing you blind.
Like, I guess I'm glad you're happy? But these movies are not good...
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First day back in the office is scheduled for August 9, and I plan on breaking all the rules.
Microwaved salmon, unexpected cubicle flybyes to chat religion and politics, clipping toe nails at my desk, airing out gym clothes, 4 minutes late to every meeting, etc.
Pumped.
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@paulshanks I’m going to quote this back at you next time there is a conversation about Taylor Swift.
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Challenge: Today, start every conversation from a place of empathy.
How might that change your day? How might that affect the day of those around you?
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Groupon just offered me a hell of a deal on a studio boudoir shoot... maybe it’s time to give y’all what you really want / need ?
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HAPPY OPENING DAY TO ALL!
My theme for the 2021 season is:
Healing: Learning to Love the @RedSox Again
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@aaronwatson86 I don’t get it. I already have a water tap at my house, why would I want another one that’s tinted yellow?
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If beer distribution became a public utility, putting a tap directly in your kitchen for a monthly payment (0.05/oz), would you buy it?
Caveat: it has to be a flagship of Anheuser-Busch. Bud, Michelob, Stella, Shock Top, Natty, etc.
If yes, what is your monthly bill?
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but gingerbread isn't very good.
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None of my Steelers friends invited me over and or are talking shit... #theynervous #httr
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It’s Dolly Parton’s America
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Another ultimate 2020 note: the Ravens-Steelers game is kicking off Wednesday at 3:40 pm because NBC wanted and was committed to broadcasting the 88th Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree lighting ceremony on Wednesday night, per sources. Tree lighting trumped football.
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Kathleen Kennedy.
queeralamode@queeralamode
Who’s someone that ISN’T a war criminal but still FEELS like a war criminal to you?
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@zaatchrussell @paulshanks Hey maybe he won’t drive an A+ team into the ground this time.
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@paulshanks Tomlin is even wearing off on the people who cover the team. “You showed something” hahah what?
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